The puzzles for adults are vulgar. Kids tricks for adults

Forward puzzles are puzzles with “specific” content. However, in reality they can be thought of under the motto: “Everyone thinks to the best of his own promiscuity”, because the answers to them turn out to be quite decent. The main task of such riddles is no different from the main tasks of ordinary riddles. Therefore, discard all extraneous thoughts and "turn on" gyrus.

Forward riddles with answers

Black above, and inside - red.
And thrust - so beautiful!

The answer is: galoshes

Consists of three letters
When it works, it is worth it.
On "X" begins,
When cums - bows

The answer is: chorus

And this young man in the morning dripping from the end.

The answer is: samovar or tap

Hanging a pear, but you can not eat.

The answer: someone else's pear

2 turtles (female and male) walked along the shore, holding each other by the paws. After 1 hour, only the male returned? Where is the female gone?

Answer: the female remained there, she turned over, and the male forgot to turn her over.

On a white sheet, in a dark room, 2 hours of pleasure.

Answer: movie show

Eve is in the back, and Adam is in the front.

Answer: the letter "A".

Forward puzzles with normal answers

Right here, back, you and me are nice.

Answer: swing

What is the difference between a tomato and a tractor?

Answer: the tractor door opens out, and the tomato - red.

Sits on the window and speaks French.

The answer is: French

How is a needle different from a horse?

Answer: first you jump on a horse, and then you sit down, and you sit down on a needle, and then jump up.

Pet, begins with the letter "T".

The answer is: cockroach

A pet with the letter "d" begins.

The answer is: two cockroaches

Pet, begins with the letter "Y"

Answer: It's one cockroach

Is it possible to kill a person with cotton wool?

Answer: you can, if you wrap a brick in it.

What is: has a green color and flies

Answer: flying green tomato

What is black and creeps on the ground?

The answer is: this is the shadow of a green tomato.

What can't you do in space?

The answer is: do not hang yourself

Fun cool puzzles

Bald and green and jumping?

Answer: soldier in the disco

Grain, which passed the water, fire and copper pipes?

The answer is: moonshine

Dirty tricks

What do cooks and divers have in common?

Answer: both of them have to put their eggs in water.

What is common between a coffin and money?

The answer is: they start up the other, and after that, they

Small, black, wrinkled. Do any of the fair sex?

The answer is: highlight

What has a head, but no brains?

The answer: garlic, onion, cheese

What it is: 7 cm wide, 15 cm long and like women

The answer is: hundred dollar bill

Two wings, three heads, eight legs. What it is?

Answer: Vasily Ivanovich rides a horse and carries a chicken for lunch.

Forward puzzles with good answers

Why chickens do not have breasts?

Answer: because roosters have no hands.

What to do when you see a green man?

The answer is: cross the street

The girl and the boy sat in the grass and did something with the letter "E".

The answer is: if strawberries

Riddles are ridiculous with answers.

There is a woman on the floor, opened her hole.

The answer: stove

As soon as she gets up, she will reach the sky.

The answer is: rainbow

What not to eat for breakfast?

The answer: dinner and lunch

No arms, no legs, but a woman gallop!

Answer: yoke

Jumps deftly, eats carrots

Answer: Bubka on a diet

Tell me what it is: hard itself, and inserted into the soft. Near only balls dangle.

The answer is: earrings

Long, red, 21?

The answer is: tram

What do a pregnant woman, burnt bread and a drowned man have in common?

Answer: did not have time to pull out ...

What is the difference between a pedophile and an educator?

Answer: the pedophile loves children for real

And on February 23 will be very welcome.

Which country is the most armed?

Answer: Israel - they all walk with trimming.

What word of 3 letters is any man afraid of?

The answer is:

How good for you and me ... You're on me, I'm under you ...

Answer: hedgehog carries an apple

Average arithmetic between a motorcycle and a bicycle?

Does it stink, scream, hang out between your legs?

The answer is: motorcycle

Why wear a hat?

Answer: because she herself does not walk

Yellowish, small, poking around in the ground

Answer: Vetnamets looking for a wife

What you need to do to 4 guys left in one boot?

Answer: remove from them one by one

If a woman raises her leg, what can such a thing see, what ends in A and starts in A?

The answer is: heel

Stop looking at me - take off your clothes, I'm yours!

The answer is: bed

Maybe standing, maybe hanging. Both cold and hot ...

The answer is: shower

Just remember it a little bit, it will become as firm as a potato.

The answer is: snowball

He does not bark or bite, but he does not let him into the house.

Answer: a wife who decided not to let her drunken husband home

Why do we buy hats?

Answer: because no one will give them to us for free

Works deftly red head.

The answer is: woodpecker

What is the difference between old and young bachelor?

Answer: a young bachelor cleans up in his apartment to invite a woman, and the old one, on the contrary, invites a woman to clean him.

Boys remove climb into the sex chinks.

The answer is: cockroaches

Hair on hair, and body on body. Here the dark matter begins ...

Answer: eyes are closed.

Any of these vulgar puzzles can be thought of at a birthday party or wedding. In between, you can hold contests for adults.

Fun contests for adults.

Bite or kiss?

Everyone can participate in this competition. The participants line up in a row or stay at the table - this is how convenient. The first participant voices that he likes or does not like in his neighbor. All other players do the same. If you like something, the participant should kiss this part, and if you do not like it, then bite.

Lemon slices.

As participants, you will need a couple: lad and girl. The girl lies down, lemon slices are laid on her. The guy needs to be blindfolded and offer to find and eat all the slices on the girl's body. One of the slices can be put on the lips. If the couple coped with the task for the allotted time for this, then she gets a prize.

Teddy bear.

Participants sit in a circle. After that, the presenter brings to the hall a teddy bear or any other toy. Each of the participants should kiss him at any place they like. After that, the presenter offers to kiss the participants of his neighbor exactly in the place in which he kissed the toy.

Read other people's thoughts.

One of the participants is covered with a blanket, and the rest - guess any thing on it and write it down on a piece of paper. A participant who is sitting in a blanket must guess what the participants have made. If he guessed, the game continues further, and if not, then he should take off this thing.

At any celebration for adults, you can guess. Great mood you provided!

Drink a glass.

A drink is poured into the glasses, after which they are put on the table. The number of glasses in this case should be one less than the number of players. At a signal from the moderator, the participants begin to walk in a circle, and as soon as they hear the clap, they stop and drink a drink from the glass that he got. He leaves the participant who was left without a glass. The glasses are filled with drink again. Their number should also be one less than the number of players.

Who washes the dishes?

Divide the room in half with a sheet. There should be guys in one part of the room, and guys in the other. Their task is to undress and make a rope out of clothes. Win the team whose rope will be longer. But the team that was going through, will wash the dishes!

Ring the girl

The presenter gives the guys gum of various colors. Their task is to ring as many girls as possible. This is done in the following way: guys should put gum on girls ankles. The winner is the one who surrounds more girls.

Pregnant.

Pick a few guys, tape some large balloons to their stomachs. Pour a box of matches on the floor. Participants must collect matches from the floor, remembering their "position".

And these contests are perfect for a birthday.

Competition "Cut out of paper."

Each guest should cut out of paper that gift that he would like to give a birthday. For example, a new dress, car keys, a banknote. Attach all the “gifts” on a string with the help of threads. Stretch the rope at chest level. Tie the eyes of the birthday boy, hand him the scissors. He should go to the rope and cut off without looking at the “souvenir”. It is this thing that he will have before the end of the year.

Competition "Draw a birthday."

Take a big drawing paper, make two slots for hands on it. Each participant will take his own sheet, pass two hands through the slots, and draws the birthday man, without looking. The prize is the one whose portrait will look like the original most.

We hope that our selection of vulgar puzzles and contests for adults you liked!

Do you like to solve children riddles? Adults  they are perceived completely differently. Here you have riddles from the magazine "Murzilka" twenty years ago.

Today they seem to be not quite childish. Something in them erotic peeps. But there were, it turns out, innocent times ...

So, the trick riddle. Adults, are you ready ?!

1. To stroke the front, you need to lick the back. (Postage Stamp)

2. Around the hair, in the middle sausage. (Corn)

3. From above it is black, inside it is red, as you will thrust - it is so beautiful. (Galoshes)

4. Hair on the hair, body on the body and the dark matter begins. (Eyelids)

5. That cold - then hot, then hanging - then standing. (Shower)

6. There - here - back, you and I are pleased. (Swing)

7. What are you looking at me? Take off your clothes, I'm yours! (Bed)

8. Hairy head for cheek comes cleverly. (Toothbrush)

9. We are guys, we are lazy, we climb in the slit sex! (Broom)

10. Lying on his back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it is useful. (Stairs)

11. In a dark room, on a white sheet 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)

12. You remember him a little bit, it will become firm as a potato. (Snowball)

13. I will take it in hand, squeeze it tightly - it will become elastic and firm as a turnip. (Snowball)

14. The red head in the hole climbs cleverly (woodpecker)

15. Small, black, shriveled - every woman has. (Highlight)

16. If it were not for the grandmother's shaggy girls, the grandfathers would have been cold. (Mittens)

17. No horseradish, no carrot - red head. (Pioneer in the cap)

18. Behind came back, thrust and went. (Slippers)

19. How nice you and me are when you lie on your back ... (Hedgehog with an apple)

20. I take with two hands, I put my hands between my legs ... (bicycle).

21. What young man in the morning drips from the end. (crane)

Too it is worth thinking - it will recharge before answering.

1. What wheel does not turn at the right turn? (Spare)
2. What is: hanging on the wall and crying? (Beginner mountaineer)
3. Lying on his back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it is useful. (Stairs)
4. Hanging pear - you can not eat. Why? (Boxers can muzzle stuff)
5. About 40 million. people do it at night. What is it (Internet)

6. Without hands, without legs on a woman gallop! (Yoke)
7. Small, gray, like an elephant. (Baby elephant)
8. A little yellow in the ground picks. (Vietnamese is looking for a mine)
9. The little yellow one in the sky is tumbling. (Found!!!)
10. He left his grandfather, he left his grandmother ... (Sex)

11. Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat, in felt boots. (Chukchi Santa Claus)
12. Is a bald hedgehog going - how old is he? (18th in the army taken)
13. Does not bark, does not bite, but does not let him into the house. (The wife does not let a drunken husband)
14. With claws, not a bird, flies and curses. (Electrician)
15. That hanging, then standing, then cold, then hot (Shower)

16. One hundred clothes and all without fasteners. (Bum)
17. What is it: sits on the window, speaks French? (Frenchman)
18. Pet on the "t" begins. (Cockroach)
19. Pet on "d" begins. (Two cockroaches)
20. Pet on "s" begins. (See one cockroach)

21. Grain, fire, water and copper pipes. (Moonshine)
22. What is the difference between a woman’s chest and a toy railway? (Nothing: both are made for children and dads play with them)
23. A plant that knows everything! (Horseradish)

A small lyrical digression.
You know, Wait a minute, it seemed that our riddles are very similar to the rebus, which men try to solve in early March each year, when they decide

What is not in the women's handbag?
Answer: Order
Lagutova Sasha, Moscow
738

What will happen if you cross the hare and squirrel?
Answer: Zaebelka
on video, Novgorod
687

When will the foal become a horse?
Answer:   Never (~ when is the baby)
net F & O, Omsk
584

What is the longest word in Russian?
Answer:   Word about Igor's regiment
1870

Flies green. What is it?
Answer:   Green tomato
swan Liza, Vladivostok
510

Flies black. What is it?
Answer:   Shadow from green tomato
swan Liza, Vladivostok
454

There is a bath, it is protected by two features, you have nothing. What you need to do to the devils missed you?
Answer:   To the first, you ask to smoke, he yells: “Go to hell!” To the second, ask to drink, he yells: “Go to the bathhouse!”
Lucy, Omsk
461

What can not be done in space?
Answer: hang yourself
Katya, Prokopyevsk
442

The pet on the letter T begins.
Answer: Cockroach
koromzina vikusya, kotlas
480

Pet letter D begins.
Answer: Two cockroaches
Koromzina Vikusya, Kotlas
444

Pet letter Y begins.
Answer:   More one cockroach
Koromzina Vikusya, Kotlas
447

Antoshka stands on one leg.
Answer:   One-legged Antoshka
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
423

Why does the hedgehog run across the meadow and laugh?
Answer:   Grass testicles tickles
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
566

What you need to do to get the twins?
Answer:   Attach copy paper
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
309

What to do if you dream in a foreign language dream?
Answer:   Take the translator to bed
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
342

Why flounder is flat?
Answer:   Because she slept with a whale
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
319

Why is a member of aging earlier than man?
Answer:   Because he works in the hot shop, on the night shift, upside down and nauseous.
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
392

What is common between milk and hedgehog?
Answer: Minimize
simply
358

What woman rubs against you first, and then demands money?
Answer: Conductor
Molkova Victoria, Yaroslavl
275

Sit three guys in a cafe. Two of them have girls, and the third hand has blisters. What does it mean?
Answer: He is a workaholic
Ivanova Afrosinya, Kiev
248

I found it in the forest, I searched for it for a long time, I brought it home because I did not find it.
Answer: Splinter
novikova Nastya
292

Two went - three nails found. Four follow next - will they find many nails?
Answer: None, two all nails collected
1198

What is green, small, rustling under the paper?
Answer:   Small, green gurgle
Korotkova Sonya
325

What is: flies, rustles, but not a rustle?
Answer:   Brother shurshavchika
Korotkova Sonya
319

Yellow under the bed lying on the h starts.
Answer: Rolled up
Andreeva Alexandra, P. Seryshevo
261

Who was the creator of a pedicure?
Answer: Fedik Yura
marina, Belgorod
483

Hanging, hanging out, X begins!
Answer:   Tail
Raisyan Garik
309

He walked an old man and smacked him. What is the old man smacked?
Answer:   Stood pop, and the old man nodded to him
anonymous
355

What should be done so that the gun does not shoot, the dog does not bite, the woman does not give birth?
Answer: Do not lower
Kolpashchikov Dmitry, Kirov
249

Crawling on the ceiling and a light bulb nibbles. Who!
Answer:   Ceiling lamp lamp
mariya
331

With claws, not a bird, flies and curses.
Answer:   Electrician from a pillar falls
Semykina Sonya, Moscow
424

In which word does the letter Y occur 6 times?
Answer: Vylypydydysty
Serebrov Zhenya, Severouralsk
336

Three women stood at the bus stop and ate ice cream. The first licked, the second sucked, and the third chewed. Which one is married?
Answer:   The one with the wedding ring
anonymous
267

Yelling, yelling, and does not sleep.
Answer: Baby
kovyl Sasha, Samara

Forward puzzles are puzzles with “specific” content. However, in reality they can be thought of under the motto: “Everyone thinks to the best of his own promiscuity”, because the answers to them turn out to be quite decent. The main task of such riddles is no different from the main tasks of ordinary riddles. Therefore, discard all extraneous thoughts and "turn on" gyrus.

Forward riddles with answers

Black above, and inside - red.
And thrust - so beautiful!

The answer is: galoshes

Consists of three letters
When it works, it is worth it.
On "X" begins,
When cums - bows

The answer is: chorus

And this young man in the morning dripping from the end.

The answer is: samovar or tap

Hanging a pear, but you can not eat.

The answer: someone else's pear

2 turtles (female and male) walked along the shore, holding each other by the paws. After 1 hour, only the male returned? Where is the female gone?

Answer: the female remained there, she turned over, and the male forgot to turn her over.

On a white sheet, in a dark room, 2 hours of pleasure.

Answer: movie show

Eve is in the back, and Adam is in the front.

Answer: the letter "A".

Forward puzzles with normal answers

Right here, back, you and me are nice.

Answer: swing

What is the difference between a tomato and a tractor?

Answer: the tractor door opens out, and the tomato - red.

Sits on the window and speaks French.

The answer is: French

How is a needle different from a horse?

Answer: first you jump on a horse, and then you sit down, and you sit down on a needle, and then jump up.

Pet, begins with the letter "T".

The answer is: cockroach

A pet with the letter "d" begins.

The answer is: two cockroaches

Pet, begins with the letter "Y"

Answer: It's one cockroach

Is it possible to kill a person with cotton wool?

Answer: you can, if you wrap a brick in it.

What is: has a green color and flies

Answer: flying green tomato

What is black and creeps on the ground?

The answer is: this is the shadow of a green tomato.

What can't you do in space?

The answer is: do not hang yourself

Fun cool puzzles

Bald and green and jumping?

Answer: soldier in the disco

Grain, which passed the water, fire and copper pipes?

The answer is: moonshine

Dirty tricks

What do cooks and divers have in common?

Answer: both of them have to put their eggs in water.

What is common between a coffin and money?

The answer is: they start up the other, and after that, they

Small, black, wrinkled. Do any of the fair sex?

The answer is: highlight

What has a head, but no brains?

The answer: garlic, onion, cheese

What it is: 7 cm wide, 15 cm long and like women

The answer is: hundred dollar bill

Two wings, three heads, eight legs. What it is?

Answer: Vasily Ivanovich rides a horse and carries a chicken for lunch.

Forward puzzles with good answers

Why chickens do not have breasts?

Answer: because roosters have no hands.

What to do when you see a green man?

The answer is: cross the street

The girl and the boy sat in the grass and did something with the letter "E".

The answer is: if strawberries

Riddles are ridiculous with answers.

There is a woman on the floor, opened her hole.

The answer: stove

As soon as she gets up, she will reach the sky.

The answer is: rainbow

What not to eat for breakfast?

The answer: dinner and lunch

No arms, no legs, but a woman gallop!

Answer: yoke

Jumps deftly, eats carrots

Answer: Bubka on a diet

Tell me what it is: hard itself, and inserted into the soft. Near only balls dangle.

The answer is: earrings

Long, red, 21?

The answer is: tram

What do a pregnant woman, burnt bread and a drowned man have in common?

Answer: did not have time to pull out ...

What is the difference between a pedophile and an educator?

Answer: the pedophile loves children for real

And on February 23 will be very welcome.

Which country is the most armed?

Answer: Israel - they all walk with trimming.

What word of 3 letters is any man afraid of?

The answer is:

How good for you and me ... You're on me, I'm under you ...

Answer: hedgehog carries an apple

Average arithmetic between a motorcycle and a bicycle?

Does it stink, scream, hang out between your legs?

The answer is: motorcycle

Why wear a hat?

Answer: because she herself does not walk

Yellowish, small, poking around in the ground

Answer: Vetnamets looking for a wife

What you need to do to 4 guys left in one boot?

Answer: remove from them one by one

If a woman raises her leg, what can such a thing see, what ends in A and starts in A?

The answer is: heel

Stop looking at me - take off your clothes, I'm yours!

The answer is: bed

Maybe standing, maybe hanging. Both cold and hot ...

The answer is: shower

Just remember it a little bit, it will become as firm as a potato.

The answer is: snowball

He does not bark or bite, but he does not let him into the house.

Answer: a wife who decided not to let her drunken husband home

Why do we buy hats?

Answer: because no one will give them to us for free

Works deftly red head.

The answer is: woodpecker

What is the difference between old and young bachelor?

Answer: a young bachelor cleans up in his apartment to invite a woman, and the old one, on the contrary, invites a woman to clean him.

Boys remove climb into the sex chinks.

The answer is: cockroaches

Hair on hair, and body on body. Here the dark matter begins ...

Answer: eyes are closed.

Any of these vulgar puzzles can be thought of at a birthday party or wedding. In between, you can hold contests for adults.

Fun contests for adults.

Bite or kiss?

Everyone can participate in this competition. The participants line up in a row or stay at the table - this is how convenient. The first participant voices that he likes or does not like in his neighbor. All other players do the same. If you like something, the participant should kiss this part, and if you do not like it, then bite.

Lemon slices.

As participants, you will need a couple: lad and girl. The girl lies down, lemon slices are laid on her. The guy needs to be blindfolded and offer to find and eat all the slices on the girl's body. One of the slices can be put on the lips. If the couple coped with the task for the allotted time for this, then she gets a prize.

Teddy bear.

Participants sit in a circle. After that, the presenter brings to the hall a teddy bear or any other toy. Each of the participants should kiss him at any place they like. After that, the presenter offers to kiss the participants of his neighbor exactly in the place in which he kissed the toy.

Read other people's thoughts.

One of the participants is covered with a blanket, and the rest - guess any thing on it and write it down on a piece of paper. A participant who is sitting in a blanket must guess what the participants have made. If he guessed, the game continues further, and if not, then he should take off this thing.

At any celebration for adults, you can guess. Great mood you provided!

Drink a glass.

A drink is poured into the glasses, after which they are put on the table. The number of glasses in this case should be one less than the number of players. At a signal from the moderator, the participants begin to walk in a circle, and as soon as they hear the clap, they stop and drink a drink from the glass that he got. He leaves the participant who was left without a glass. The glasses are filled with drink again. Their number should also be one less than the number of players.

Who washes the dishes?

Divide the room in half with a sheet. There should be guys in one part of the room, and guys in the other. Their task is to undress and make a rope out of clothes. Win the team whose rope will be longer. But the team that was going through, will wash the dishes!

Ring the girl

The presenter gives the guys gum of various colors. Their task is to ring as many girls as possible. This is done in the following way: guys should put gum on girls ankles. The winner is the one who surrounds more girls.

Pregnant.

Pick a few guys, tape some large balloons to their stomachs. Pour a box of matches on the floor. Participants must collect matches from the floor, remembering their "position".

And these contests are perfect for a birthday.

Competition "Cut out of paper."

Each guest should cut out of paper that gift that he would like to give a birthday. For example, a new dress, car keys, a banknote. Attach all the “gifts” on a string with the help of threads. Stretch the rope at chest level. Tie the eyes of the birthday boy, hand him the scissors. He should go to the rope and cut off without looking at the “souvenir”. It is this thing that he will have before the end of the year.

Competition "Draw a birthday."

Take a big drawing paper, make two slots for hands on it. Each participant will take his own sheet, pass two hands through the slots, and draws the birthday man, without looking. The prize is the one whose portrait will look like the original most.

We hope that our selection of vulgar puzzles and contests for adults you liked!