Find difficult puzzles. Include the brain: the most interesting trick puzzles

With a trick that has gained popularity among a huge number of different people, not only because of the opportunity to use them in the educational process, but also because of the entertainment component.

Such puzzles help broaden the horizons of both children and adults, and they are interested in those who want to replenish their knowledge. They are easy and simple. Let's start.

1. A man stands on one side of the river, his dog is on the other. He calls the dog, and he immediately resorts to the owner without getting wet, without using either the boat or the bridge. How did she do it?

2. What is unusual in the number - 8, 549, 176, 320?

3. A fight is scheduled for 12 rounds between two boxers. After 6 rounds, one boxer falls to the floor in a knockout, but none of the men is considered the loser. How is this possible?

4. In 1990, a person turned 15 years old, in 1995, the same person turned 10. 10. How is this possible?

5. You are standing in the hallway. Before you are three doors in three rooms and three switches. You do not see what is happening in the rooms, and you can get into them only through the door. You can enter each room once and only when all the switches are turned off. How to understand which switch belongs to which room?

6. Mother Johnny had three children. The first child was named April, the second was named May. What was the name of the third child?

7. Before the discovery of Mount Everest, which peak was the highest in the world?

8. What word is always spelled incorrectly?

9. Billy was born on December 25th, but his birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

10. The truck driver is moving in the opposite direction along a one-way street. Why don't the police stop him?

11. How can you throw a raw egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?

12. How can a person last eight days without sleep?

13. The doctor gave you three pills and said to take one every half hour. How long will it take you to take all the pills?

14. You went into the dark room with one match. The room has an oil lamp, a newspaper and wooden sticks. What will you light first?

15. Does a man have the right, by law, to marry his widow's sister?

16. In some months 30 days, in some 31 days. How many months are 28 days old?

17. What goes up and down, but stays in one place?

18. What can you never eat for breakfast?

19. What always increases and never decreases?

20. Imagine that you are in a sinking boat surrounded by sharks. How can you survive?

21. How many times can you deduct 10 out of 100?

22. Seven sisters arrived at the cottage, and each of them went about her business. The first sister prepares food, the second works in the garden, the third plays chess, the fourth reads a book, the fifth performs crossword puzzles, the sixth takes washing. And what does the seventh sister do?

23. What goes uphill and downhill but stays in place?

24. Which table has no legs?

Difficult riddles with answers

25. How many years a year?

26. What kind of cork is impossible to close any bottle?

27. No one eats it raw, but when cooked it is thrown away. What is it?

28. The girl wanted to buy a chocolate, but she lacked 10 rubles. The boy also wanted to buy a chocolate bar, but he lacked 1 ruble. The children decided to buy one chocolate bar for two, but they still did not have enough 1 ruble. How much is a chocolate bar?

29. At the table sit a cowboy, yogi and gentleman. How many legs are on the floor?

30. Nero, George Washington, Napoleon, Sherlock Holmes, William Shakespeare, Ludwig van Beethoven, Leonardo da Vinci. Who is superfluous on this list?

Trick puzzles

31. Which island calls itself a piece of linen?

32. - Is she red?

No, black.

And why is she white?

Because green.

33. You are sitting on a plane, in front of you is a car, behind you is a horse. Where are you at?

34. How long should a boiled egg be boiled in water?

35. What unites numbers 69 and 88?

Logical puzzles

36. Who does God never see, does the king quite rarely see, and the common man daily?

37. Who walks sitting?

38. The longest month of the year?

39. How can I jump off the 10-meter ladder and not break? And do not even hurt yourself?

40. When this item is needed, it is abandoned, and when it is not needed, it is taken with them. What are we talking about?

Riddles with answers

41. Any person receives this gift twice in his life, but if he needs it a third time, he will have to pay for it. What is it?

42. What state will you get the name if you put a little horse between two identical pronouns?

43. The capital of a European country in which blood flows?

44. The father and son’s age is 77 years in total. The age of the son is the age of the father in reverse. How old are they?

45. If it is white, it means dirty, and if it is black, then it is cleared. What are we talking about?

Challenging riddles

46. ​​Can a person be in a room without his head and still be alive?

47. In which case you will not be able to take the place of a seated person, even if he gets up?

48. What product can be boiled in at least 10 kg of salt, and it still will not become salty?

49. Who can easily light a match under water?

50. A plant that knows everything?

51. What will you do if you see a green man?

52. How many bands does a zebra have?

53. When does a person look like a tree?

54. What can travel around the world, staying in the same corner?

55. Where is the edge of the world?

Ready to answer?

Answers to riddles

1. The river froze

2. This number contains all digits from 0 to 9.

3. Both female boxers.

4. He was born in 2005 BC.

5. Turn on the right switch and do not turn it off for three minutes. After two minutes, turn on the middle switch and do not turn it off for one minute. When a minute has passed, turn off both switches and enter the rooms. One light will be hot (1st switch), the second will be warm (2nd switch), and the cold light refers to the switch that you did not touch.

6. Johnny.

7. Everest, just it has not yet been discovered.

8. The word "wrong."

9. Billy was born in the southern hemisphere.

10. He walks on the sidewalk.

11. The egg will not break the concrete floor!

12. Sleep at night.

13. You will need one hour. Drink one pill now, the second after half an hour, and the third after half an hour.

14. A match.

15. No, he is dead.

16. Each month, 28 or more days.

17. Stairs.

19. Age.

20. Stop submitting.

22. The seventh sister plays chess with the third.

23. The road.

24. Do dietary.

25. In the year one summer.

26. Traffic jam.

27. Bay leaf.

28. The price of chocolate - 10 rubles. The girl had no money at all.

29. One foot on the floor. A cowboy puts his feet on the table, a gentleman - his legs, and the yogi meditates.

30. Sherlock Holmes, because he is a fictional character.

32. Black currant.

33. Carousel.

34. This does not need to be done, the egg is already cooked.

35. In the inverted form, they look the same.

36. Like yourself.

37. Chess player.

39. Jump from the bottom of the step.

42. Japan.

44. 07 and 70; 25 and 52; 16 and 61.

45. School board.

46. ​​Yes. You need to stick your head out the window or the door.

47. When is sitting on your lap.

49. Sailor in a submarine.

51. Cross the road.

52. Two, black and white.

53. When he had just woken up (pine, from sleep).

55. Where the shadow begins.

No matter how many correct answers you managed to give, this is not an IQ test. It is important to make your brain think outside the ordinary. Below we will give you some tips that will help set your brain to the desired wave and will not allow it to age.

Brain exercises

Let the crossword, puzzle, sudoku or any other similar things to you always be in a prominent place. Every morning, spend a few minutes on them, activate the brain.

Constantly attend exhibitions or conferences on topics you are unfamiliar with. Think about how you can apply this knowledge to your industry.

How does a horse differ from a needle?

(You first sit on a needle, then jump, and first jump on a horse, then sit.)

The black dog doesn't bark
  does not bite, but does not let into the house.

(A dead black dog, blocking the entrance to the house)

The pet on the "t" begins.

(Cockroach)

Pet on the "d" begins.

(Two cockroaches)

Pet on the "s" begins.

(See one cockroach)

(No, - after 72 hours it will be again midnight)

How many peas can enter one glass?

(Not at all, because the peas do not go)

Runs a hedgehog on the lawn - drags, laughs. Why laughs?

(Because pussy tickles weed)

Runs a hedgehog on the lawn - crying. Why cry?

(Mowed grass)

Two nails fell into the water. What is the name of a Georgian?

(Rusted)

A hippopotamus flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran across the ground behind him. Hunter
  shot, and the Hippo fell on him. Who stayed alive?

(Elephant, because it flew out later)

On the edge of the table put a tin, tightly closed lid, so that 2/3 of the cans hung from the table. After some time, the bank fell. What was in the bank?

(Piece of ice)

(Yes, electroplating)

As is well known, all native Russian female names end in either "a" or "I": Anna, Maria, Olga, etc. However, there is one single female name that does not end in either "a" or "me." Call it.

Name five days without naming numbers (eg, 1, 2, 3, ..) and the names of the days (eg, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ...)

(Need to get a piece of paper)

One train travels from Moscow to St. Petersburg with a delay of 10 minutes, and the other from St. Petersburg to Moscow with a delay of 20 minutes. Which of these trains will be closer to Moscow when they meet?

(This task in the company is immediately revealed by a physicist: the physicist immediately replies that she needs to run at supersonic speed. Of course, it’s enough for the dog to stand still)

(1 h 40 min = 100 min)

The roof of one house is not symmetrical: one slope makes an angle of 60 degrees with the horizontal, and another angle of 70 degrees. Suppose a rooster lays an egg on the crest of the roof. In which direction will the egg fall - in the direction of a flatter or steep slope?

(Roosters do not lay eggs)

The 12-storey building has an elevator. On the first floor there live only 2 people, from the floor to the floor the number of residents is doubled. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?

(Only one, since the second one is already broken, or not more than one, if you're lucky ;-)

Shel Kondrat in Leningrad,
  And to meet - twelve guys,
  Each has three pans,
  Each basket has a cat,
  Every cat has twelve kittens,
  Each kitten in the teeth of four mice.
  And old Kondrat thought:
  "How many mice and kittens
  Do guys carry in Leningrad? "

(Silly, stupid Kondrat!
  He alone and walked to Leningrad.
  And the guys with the bastards,
  With mice and cats
  We went to meet him - in Kostroma)

(Yes, it is a rider on a horse)

(Spare)

Another mystery with a beard: two fathers and two sons were walking, they found three oranges. Began to share - all got one by one. How could this be?

(These were grandfather, father and son)

(On the birch apples do not grow)

(Under wet)

(The word "wrong")

(From empty)

(On the other side of the road)

A three-letter word that any man is afraid of?

What is: the kindest thing in the world with a little motor?

(Zaporozhets)

A loves B, B loves C?
  What to do?

(Find another B)

What can be cooked but not eaten?

(Yes, a lot of things: homework, cement)

How can I put two liters of milk in a liter bottle?

(Pour a liter into the bottle when they drink it, pour the second liter; or pour powdered milk ...)

If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how much time does one cat need to catch one mouse?

How many months in a year have 28 days?

(All 12, because if there are 30 days in a month, then there are 28 days among them)

What do they throw when they need it, and raise it when there is no need for it?

(Anchor (sea, not resource;)

The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope, and walked three hundred meters. How did she do it?

(She walked inside the circle with a radius of 10m, and not necessarily in a circle)

What can travel around the world, staying in the same corner?

(Finger on the map, globe; stamp on the envelope; internetchik ;-)

Is it possible to light a match under water?

(If you are in a submarine, then yes.

How can an abandoned egg fly three meters and not break?

(The main thing is to throw it so that it flew more than 3 meters, then it will break not when it flies 3m, but when it falls)

What will happen to the green cliff if it falls into the Red Sea?

(Nothing, except a little crumble from a fall, or drown)

The man drove a big truck. The lights on the car were not lit. There was no moon either. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her?

(So ​​in the afternoon it was a business)

Two people played checkers. Each played five games and won five times. Is it possible

(Yeah, and lost, too, 5. In a draw played. It is also possible that they did not play with each other)

What could be more than an elephant and at the same time weightless?

(Vacuum, but in terms of volume it should take up a lot of space)

What do all the people on Earth do at the same time?

What gets bigger if you put it upside down?

(The level of sand in the hourglass)

How to jump from a ten-meter ladder and not get hurt?

(Jump off the lower step)

What does not have the length, depth, width, height, and can be measured?

(A lot of everything: speed, time, work, voltage, IQ, etc.)

Which hand is better to stir the tea?

(In which there is a spoon, and if there is a spoon in both, then it is more convenient)

When can the net draw water?

(When water turns to ice)

What question can not be answered "Yes"?

(Are you dead? Are you deaf?)

What question can not be answered "No"?

(Are you alive? Will you drink?)

What has two arms, two wings, two tails, three heads, three bodies and eight legs?

((Alien ;-) Or a rider on a horse with a falcon in his hand)

What kind of dishes you can not eat anything?

(From empty)

On the birch grew 90 apples. A strong wind blew, and 10 apples fell. How much is left?

(On the birch apples do not grow)

If it is raining at 12 o'clock at night, can we expect that in 72 hours there will be sunny weather?

(No, after 72 hours it will be again midnight)

Under which tree does the hare sit when it rains?

(Under wet)

Is it possible to create another element from two chemical elements?

(Yes, if the element is galvanic)

As is well known, all native Russian female names end in either "a" or "I": Anna, Maria, Olga, etc. However, there is one single female name that does not end in either "a" or "me." Call it.

Name five days without naming numbers (eg, 1, 2, 3, ..) and the names of the days (eg, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ...).

(The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)

When is a black cat best at home?

(Many immediately say that at night. Everything is much simpler: when the door is open)

On the table are a ruler, pencil, compasses and gum. Draw a circle on a piece of paper. Where to begin?

(Need to get a piece of paper)

One train travels from Moscow to St. Petersburg with a delay of 10 minutes, and the other from St. Petersburg to Moscow with a delay of 20 minutes. Which of these trains will be closer to Moscow when they meet?

(At the time of the meeting, they will be at the same distance from Moscow)

Three swallows flew out of the nest. What is the probability that in 15 seconds they will be in the same plane?

(100%, since three points always form one plane)

On the table are two coins, in the amount they give 3 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What are these coins?

(2 rubles and 1 ruble. One is not 1 ruble, but the other is 1 ruble)

How fast should a dog run so as not to hear the ringing of a griddle tied to its tail?

(This task in the company is immediately revealed by a physicist: the physicist immediately replies that she needs to run at supersonic speed. Of course, it’s enough for the dog to stand still)

The satellite makes one revolution around the earth in 1 h 40 minutes, and the other in 100 minutes. How can it be?

(1 hour and 40 minutes = 100 minutes)

The roof of one house is not symmetrical: one slope makes an angle of 60 degrees with the horizontal, and another angle of 70 degrees. Suppose a rooster lays an egg on the crest of the roof. In which direction will the egg fall - in the direction of a flatter or steep slope?

(Roosters do not lay eggs)

(Regardless of the distribution of tenants by floor, button "1")

The boy fell from 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will the boy break if he falls from 40 steps?

(Only one, because the second one is already broken, or not more than one, if lucky ;-))

Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?

(On the other side of the road)

Is it possible: two heads, two arms and six legs, and only four in walking?

(Yes, it is a rider on a horse)

What wheel does not turn at the right turn?

(Spare)

Another mystery with a beard: two fathers and two sons were walking, they found three oranges. Began to share - all got one by one. How could this be?

(These were grandfather, father and son)

50 candles burned in the room, 20 of them blew out. How much is left?

(Remains 20: blown out candles will not burn completely)

What words exhausting Winnie the Pooh?

(Long and difficult to pronounce)

On the edge of the table put a tin, tightly closed lid, so that 2/3 of the cans hung from the table. After some time, the bank fell. What was in the bank?

(Piece of ice)

How far can a hare run into the forest?

What word always sounds wrong?

(The word "wrong")

Three tractor drivers have a brother Sergey, and Sergey has no brothers. Could this be?

(Yes, if the tractor drivers are women, or talking about different Sergey)

What is: enters dry, goes wet, gives warmth and joy?

(Tea bag)

White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.

There is one in the sky, not in the earth, but a woman has two of them.

(The letter "B")

One hundred clothes and all without buckles.

What can you lose from a naked secretary?

(Nude chief)

(The letter a")

What word always sounds wrong?

(The word "wrong")

Who in the pouring rain does not wet their hair?

Small, gray, like an elephant.

(Baby elephant)

Can a man marry his widow's sister?

How good for you and me, I'm under you, and you're on me ...

(Hedgehog apple carries)

(Boxers can muzzle stuff)

All magnus @ a, and one ride.

(Husband on business trip)

All riding, and one magnus @ a. (Husband got under trolleybus.)

* All magnus @ a, ride to anyone. (The trolley bus fell from the bridge.)

A boy with a girl in the grass was doing something on an "E". (They ate strawberries.)

How many blacks does it take to bury a person? (Five. Four carry the coffin, and the fifth comes from the front with a tape recorder.)

About 40 million people do IT at night. What is IT (Internet.)

With a crawling slide, a running run. (Snot.)

A woman stands on the floor, opening her hole. (Stove.)

Get up, get to the sky. (Rainbow.)

In the teeth of the board, in the eyes of longing. (The peasant fell into a village jolt.)

What not to eat for breakfast? (Dinner and supper.)

* No hands, no legs on Baba Skok! (Yoke.)

Is jumping deftly and eating a carrot? (Bubka on a diet.)

* Who in the pouring rain does not wet their hair? (Bald.)

Not a rooster, but sings, not a grandfather, but a grandmother who has it? (Philip Kirkorov.)

* One wheel thousand wings - what is it? (Wheelbarrow with manure.)

What is: is it firmly inserted into the soft, and the balls next to it hang out? (Serg.)

Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn ... What should be done with them? (The first to tear off, the second - to unpick.)

* Red, long, 21? (Tram.)

* What is blue gold? (Beloved wife got drunk.)

* What is excited by Koch's wand? (1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch's wife.)

* What unites burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman? (Do not have time to pull out ...)

* Two rings, two ends ... (Very Fancy New Russian.)

In the desert lies a dead man. Behind the bag, on the belt flask of water. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did a man die from and what was in his bag? (The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag - a parachute, which did not open.)

What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile? (Pedophile truly loves children.)

The 12-storey building has an elevator. On the first floor there live only 2 people, from the floor to the floor the number of residents is doubled. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others? (Regardless of the distribution of tenants by floor, the "1" button.)

With onions and eggs, but not a pie? (Robin Hood.)

Riding in the coupe Pinocchio, Malvina, honest customs officer and cop filthy. Playing cards, a lot of money in the bank, the train enters the tunnel. After leaving the tunnel money disappeared. Who stole the money? (Ment filthy, because the first three in nature do not exist ...)

Where is the snowwoman from? (From zimbabwe.)

Which country is the most armed? (Israel, ... there all walked with edges.)

What is it - the colors of lilac, sees back the same way as forward, and jumps above the bell tower? (A white blind horse, because lilac is white, and the bell tower does not jump at all.)

What is: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing. (Phone sex.)

A three-letter word that any man is afraid of? (Still!)

What is: the kindest thing in the world with a little motor? (Zaporozhets.)

A loves B, B loves C?

What to do? (Find another B.)

What is: a head, no head, a head, no head? (Lame behind the fence.)

They buried the prostitute, wrote on the gravestone: "Now they will always be together." Who are they? (Legs.)

What is it: flies and shines? (Mosquito with a gold tooth.)

Stop log in case of emergency braking. (Column.)

What does a woman have on her body, a Jew in her mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard? (Combination.)

What word of three letters is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities? (You yourself Dick! The correct answer is www!)

Which social group has critical days twice a year? (Students.)

Bald hedgehog goes - how old is he? (18 - they take him to the army.)

Hanging pear - you can not eat. Why?

(Boxers can stuff their faces.)

A boy with a girl in the grass was doing something on an "E".

(Ate strawberries)

How many blacks does it take to bury a person?

(Five. Four carry the coffin, and the fifth comes from the front with a tape recorder.)

About 40 million people do IT at night. What it is?

With a crawling slide, a running run.

A woman stands on the floor, opening her hole.

Get up, get to the sky.

In the teeth of the board, in the eyes of longing.

(The man fell into a village jolt)

What not to eat for breakfast?

(Dinner and supper)

No hands, no legs on Babu Skok!

(Yoke)

Is jumping deftly and eating a carrot?

(Bubka on a diet)

Who in the pouring rain does not wet their hair?

Not a rooster, but sings, not a grandfather, but a grandmother who has it?

(Philip Kirkorov)

One wheel thousand wings - what is it?

(Wheelbarrow with manure)

What is: hard into the soft inserted, and the balls next to hang out?

Two women are at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn ... What is needed with them

(The first to tear off, the second - to unpick)

Red, long, 21?

(Tram)

What is blue gold?

(Beloved wife got drunk)

In the desert lies a dead man. Behind the bag, on the belt flask of water. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did a man die from and what was in his bag?

(A man died from a blow to the ground, and in a bag - a parachute, which did not open)

What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?

(Pedophile truly loves children)

The 12-storey building has an elevator. On the first floor there live only 2 people, from the floor to the floor the number of residents is doubled. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?

(Regardless of the distribution of tenants by floor, button "1")

With onions and eggs, but not a pie?

(Robin Hood)

Riding in the coupe Pinocchio, Malvina, honest customs officer and cop filthy. Playing cards, a lot of money in the bank, the train enters the tunnel. After leaving the tunnel money disappeared. Who stole the money?

(Ment filthy, because the first three in nature do not exist ...)

Where is the snowwoman from?

(From zimbabwe)

Which country is the most armed?

(Israel ... there everything goes with trimming)

What is it - the colors of lilac, sees back the same way as forward, and jumps above the bell tower?

(White blind horse, because lilac is white, and the bell tower does not jump at all)

What is: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing.

(Phone sex)

A small, yellowish under bed lies on the "Z" begins.

(Kopek. Why on "Z"? Rolled up ...)

What is: a head, no head, a head, no head?

(Lame behind the fence)

They buried the prostitute, wrote on the gravestone: "Now they will always be together." Who are they?

How good for you and me, I'm under you, and you're on me.

(Hedgehog apple carries)

What is it: flies and shines?

(Mosquito with a gold tooth)

What is: 90/60/90?

(Speed ​​at traffic cop)

Stop log in case of emergency braking.

Earrings for simpletons.

Average arithmetic between a bike and a motorcycle?

Hanging on the wall, green and beeping.

(Herring. Hanging on the wall because I hung it there, green because I painted it, and squeaks so that no one would guess.)

Between the legs dangling, stinking and yelling?

(Motorcycle)

What does a woman have on her body, a Jew in her mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard?

(Combination)

To which question will no one ever answer yes?

(Sleeping on the question: "Are you sleeping?")

How can you walk sitting?

(In the toilet - on the toilet)

When is a person in a room without a head?

(When pokes it out of the window into the street)

What word of three letters is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities?

(You yourself X # @! The correct answer is www!)

Which social group has critical days twice a year?

(Students)

When the goat is seven years old, what will happen next?

(Will go eighth)

Around the water, and in the middle of the law. What it is?

(The prosecutor is bathing)

Can a man marry his widow's sister?

Why wear a hat?

(Because she herself does not walk)

Small, yellowish, poking around in the ground.

(Vietnamese is looking for a mine)

Small, yellowish in the sky tumbles.

Why, when you want to sleep, go to bed?

Can an ostrich call itself a bird?

(No, he can't talk)

What should be done to keep four guys in one boot?

(Remove from each according to the boot)

He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother ...

What is it: power lies, and water runs?

(Deputy put enema)

What is green, press the button - red?

(Frog in a blender)

Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat, in felt boots?

(Chukchi Grandfather Frost)

What is: gold coins falling from a branch?

(A common occurrence in the land of fools)

Dry-wedge, wet-pancake?

(Wet wedge, damn it!)

The goose barked all over Russia.

What is: two abdomen, four ears?

(Cat's wedding)

The wrinkled Titus is all the fun of the village.

(Shortage of youth in the village)

How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?

What can you lose with a naked secretary?

(Nude Chief)

What is: walking on the wall and playing?

(A fly with a player in the ears)

When a woman lifts a leg, what do you see? Five letters, on P begins, on A ends.

How fast should a dog run so as not to hear the ringing of a griddle tied to its tail?

(The dog must stand. This task in the company is immediately revealed by the physicist: the physicist replies that he needs to run at supersonic speed)

Bald hedgehog goes - how old is he?

(18 - they take him to the army)

In two hands I take it, between my legs I shovel, sweat for five minutes, and then bastard.

(Exercise Bike)

What are you looking at me, take off your clothes, I'm yours.

(Bed)

(Option: Hanger)

Hairy head for cheek flies deftly.

(Toothbrush)

Around black, in the middle red.

(Radish in the black man's ass)

Around black, white in the middle.

(Radish there, just bitten)

The letter X. is called, P. will see it rise.

(The trunk takes the food)

With claws, not a bird, flies and curses.

(Electrician)

That hanging then standing then cold then hot.

You remember it a little bit, it will be as hard as a potato.

Small, gray on an elephant look like.

(Baby elephant)

One hundred clothes and all without fasteners.

Shel hunter past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired.

Where did he go?

(To the police)

It feeds in the autumn, warms in the winter, cheers in the spring, cools in the summer.

Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?

(On the other side of the road)

The boy fell from 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will the boy break if he falls from 40 steps?

(Only one, because the second one is already broken)

What is it: a little bald run through the forest?

(Hedgehog. Why is it bald? I ran away from Chernobyl)

He does not bark, does not bite, but does not let him into the house.

(The wife does not let a drunken husband)

What kind of dishes you can not eat anything?

(From empty)

Four brothers stand under one roof.

White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.

What word always sounds wrong?

(The word "wrong")

It is worth Ivashka on one leg.

(Disabled)

Why does pop hat buy?

(Because the gift is not given)

Under which tree does the hare sit when it rains?

(Under wet)

What is common between money and the coffin?

(Both of them are first pinned down and then lowered)

Two ends, two rings, and in the middle of carnations.

(Victim Maniac)

What wheel does not turn at the right turn?

(Spare)

What is: small, black, in the glass beats?

(Baby in the oven)

How many babies fit in a double pram?

(And this, depending on how you chop it ...)

What is: hanging on the wall and crying?

(Climber)

Red head - works deftly.

What is: first white, then vzh-zhik, and red?

(Neighbor podelek in the mixer)

Without windows, without doors, and a Jew is sitting inside? What is it?

(Sara is pregnant)

What is: small, green, is on the panel?

(Prostitute from another planet)

On the rope hanging on the "Z" is called.

(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya)

Who quickly gets to the refrigerator - a mouse or an elephant?

(Mouse. She will come to the bicycle)

How to find out if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?

(There should be a bicycle in the refrigerator)

What is: green, bald and jumping?

(Soldier at the disco)

What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?

(Trolley bus)

Hair, hair ..., and in the middle sausage.

(Corn)

Small, yellowish, the door opens.

What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old bachelor?

(A young bachelor tidies up his house to invite a woman, and the old one invites a woman into the house to clean up)

Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. On a large icy stump lies crushed member. What is it?

(Winter is over)

Little wrinkled, there is in every woman.

(Highlight)

How many programmers do you need to turn on a light bulb?

(None. This is a hardware problem, programmers do not solve them)

Name the word in which 40 vowels.

(Forty (forty "A"))

There is one in the sky, There is no earth, And a woman has two of them.

What ends day and night?

(Soft sign)

We guys remove, climb in the gap sex.

(Cockroaches)

What is it: hanging on the wall and smelling?

(Hours: the cuckoo died in them)

What is - small, white blood sucks?

What is - sitting on a tree, black and croaks? The letter Sh.

(Crow. Why on W? Because pretended to be a hose)

What is it - a small, white, flies and buzzes? The letter B.

(Fly. Why on B? Because blonde)

Quietly behind came

Twice stuck and went.

(Slippers)

Hair on the hair, body on the body - a dark matter begins.

(The eye closes)

What is 100 ropes and one x% y?

(Skydiver)

What is 100% s and 100 ropes?

(Barge haulers on parachutes)

Hanging - hanging, called on three letters. In the middle of "U".

What is: Two ends, two rings?

(Gay Wedding)

Why did Lenin go in his shoes, and Stalin in his boots?

(By land)

Why don't elephants fly?

(By air)

How does a person differ from a locomotive?

(The engine whistles at first, then moves off, and the person first starts moving, and then walks and whistles.)

Black above, red inside.

How to thrust is so beautiful.

Back and forth:

You and I are pleased.

A multi-colored rocker hung over the river.

(Sign of a beginning insanity)

What is the difference between a tractor and a tomato?

(The tomato is red, and in the tractor the door opens outside)

What is it: sits on the window, speaks French?

(Frenchman)

The more of them, the weight is less. What is it?

What:

Black - on one leg?

(One-legged black)

Consists of three letters

On "X" begins,

When working costs,

When he finishes, he bows.

What young man in the morning drips from the end?

(Samovar)

(Option: Water tap)

Who is: Does not shoot himself and does not give to others?

(Alexander Matrosov)

Hanging pear - you can not eat.

(Alien pear)

(Option: Aunt Grunya hangs herself)

Two turtles (male and female) walk in love along the coast holding each other by the paws. After an hour, only the male returns. Where is the female?

(She stayed there - he forgot to turn her over)

Two men are on different sides of the earth. One passes on a tightrope through a cliff, and the other does a 70-year-old woman blowjob. Both men have the same thought. Which one?

(Do not look down)

Crawling, crawling - the stone will eat. Crawling again, crawling - the stone will eat.

What it is?

(Stonebreaker)

Crawling, crawling - the tree will eat. Crawling again, crawling - the tree will eat.

What it is?

(Kamnezhka. He eats trees)

In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.

(Kinoseans.)

What does Adam have in the front, and Eve in the back?

(The letter a")

Why in Paris girls go red?

(By land)

Two backs, one head, six legs. What it is?

(The man on the chair)

How is the ground floor different from the ninth?

(You will fall from the first floor: “Boo! - Aa!” And from the ninth, “Aa! - Boom!”)

Scarlet sugar itself, caftan green velvet.

(Negative on color photographic film, depicting the "new Russian")

What:

Black - on two legs?

(Two one-legged Negro)

What:

Black - on three legs?

What:

Black - on four legs?

(One-legged black at the piano)

There is a wall of concrete with a height of 3 meters, a length of 20 meters and a weight of 3 tons. How to knock it down without any tools and tools?

The thickness of such a wall will be no more than two centimeters, which allows you to push it with your hand

You are standing in front of three switches. Behind an opaque wall are three light bulbs off. You need to make manipulations with switches, go into the room and determine which light bulb is a switch.

Turn on two switches. After some time one turn off. Enter the room. One light bulb will be lit from the on switch, the second one will be hot from the on and off, the third one will be cold, from the untouched switch.

Three criminals were met: Belov, a bear cub, Chernov the bastard, and the pickpocket Ryzhov. "It's amazing that one of us has black, the second is white, and the third is red hair, but none of the hair color matches the last name," said the black-haired. "And the truth is ...", said Belov, a bear cub. What is the pickpocket's hair color?

Belov is not white because of his last name and not black, as he replied to black hair. That is, Belov - red. Chernov is not black because of his surname and is not red, since we have a red bear Belov. Pickpocket Ryzhov was black.

Cat - 3
  Horse - 5
  Rooster - 8
  Donkey - 2
  Cuckoo - 4
  Frog - 3
  Dog -?

Cat - meow (3), Horse - and-go-go (5), Rooster - ku-ka-re-ku (8), Donkey-i-a (2), ..., Dog - gav (3)

It is known that among the nine coins there is one false, which has less weight than the rest. How to determine a fake coin with the help of two weighing scales?

1st weighing: 3 and 3 coins. Fake coin in the pile that weighs less. If equal, then fake in the third pile. 2nd weighing: From the heap with the lowest weight, 1 and 1 coins are compared. If equal, then fake is the remaining coin.

A stone weighing two kilograms and an iron weights also weighing two kilograms were placed on the pan scales. After that, the scales are lowered into the water. Who will outweigh?

The body, when immersed in water, becomes lighter by the weight of the displaced water. Stone material is lighter than iron, so a stone weighing 2 kg takes up a larger volume than a piece of iron of two kilograms. This means that the stone will lose more weight in the water than the weight. Consequently, the scales under the water will bend towards the iron weight.

Two bricks were put on a smooth board - one flat and the other on an edge. Bricks weigh the same. Which brick slips off first if you tilt the board?

The bricks will begin to slide simultaneously. Both bricks put pressure on the board with the same force, which means that the friction forces that they have to overcome are the same. The specific friction forces per square centimeter of the contact area between the bricks and the board, of course, are not equal. But the general friction forces acting on bricks, equal to the product of the specific friction force and the contact surface area, will be the same.

The inspector who checked the school and was present at the lessons was shocked because all the children were pulling their hands as if they knew the answer. And whoever the teacher asked, the answer really was always the right one. But we know that this can not be. How did it happen?

Simple and very difficult riddles with answers to trick logic for adults and children:

Two people approached the river. A boat is tied at the coast that can support only one person. But both men crossed to the opposite bank. How could they do this?
Answer: They were on different shores

Find the word consisting of seven letters, in which it is necessary to remove only one letter and there will be two of them?
Answer:   This is a primer. Throwing back the underlined part, we have p, b
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  When a girl lifts a leg, what is visible? Five letters, on P begins, on A ends.
Answer:   Heel


  The fire embraced two houses: a luxurious mansion and a pitiful huts. What will come first to put out the police?
Answer:    The police will not do this at all, for such cases there are firefighters.
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  What is extended when it is taken in hand, then passed between the breasts and thrust into a special hole?
Answer:   Safety belt
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  There are numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15. Can you find an error here?
Answer:   The mistake was hidden in the word “can”, a soft sign at the end was not added.


  What does a girl have on her body, a Jew on her mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard?
Answer:   Combination
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  The woman dropped her ring in a glass full of coffee. How could he stay dry?
Answer:   coffee is not filled with water, it is dry.
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  What has a head, but at the same time - has no brains?
Answer:   Cheese, onion, garlic


  One man bought pears for five dollars apiece, and then sold for two dollars apiece. After a while he became a millionaire. Explain how?
Answer:   The man was originally a billionaire.
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  What is in first place in Russia, and second in France?
Answer:   The letter "P"

Why go much more often than ride?
Answer:   Of course, the stairs.
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On the edge of the table put a tin with a tightly closed lid. Thus, 2/3 of the can was hung from the table. After some time, the bank fell. What was in the bank?
Answer:   Piece of ice


  When guessing this puzzle, you cannot use a calculator: you need to add 40 to 1000, then another 1000. Then add 30. Is there? Now it's 1000 again. Add 20. 1000 again. And finally 10. Let's summarize.
Answer:   The correct result is 4100.
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  120 apples grew on a birch. A very strong wind blew, and 20 apples fell to the ground. How much is left?
Answer:   Apples grow on an apple tree, and apples do not grow on a birch tree.
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  You are a runner and participate in competitions. You have overtaken the runner who occupies the second position. What position do you have now?
Answer:   You are in second position


  If you see a green man, what needs to be done?
Answer:   Need to quickly cross the street!
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  You have overtaken the runner who occupied the last position, what position are you in now?
Answer:   It's impossible
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  Which woman first hangs around you, and then begins to extort money?
Answer:   public transport controller.


  Misi's father has five daughters: 1 - Chacha, 2 - Cheche, 3 - Chichi, 4 - Chocho. Question: What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Misi
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  What happens if you cross fireflies with bedbugs?
Answer:   electrification of the whole country!