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  • The game danetki robbed but he was pleased. Danetki - games not only for children0 min read

    The game danetki robbed but he was pleased. Danetki - games not only for children0 min read
    Legend:

    1-10 difficulty level (in order of increasing difficulty).

    * A situation that can be solved without asking questions.

    © Joke situation (situation, the answer to which does not correspond to the question posed).

    One of the best situations.

    Situations

    Travel and Adventure

    Vasya traveler.   (2 *) Vasya does not have a passport, but yesterday he managed to visit the territory of nine different states.

      Vasya works as a courier. He distributes documents to the embassies (the territory of the embassy belongs to the country that this embassy represents).

    Amazon.   (4!) The traveler was captured by the Amazons. They decided to kill him, but promised to fulfill his last wish. How did the traveler escape?

    The traveler asked the most beautiful Amazon to kill him. Deciding which one is prettier, the Amazons fought and killed each other.

    Antarctica.   (4) Naked goes across Antarctica and does not freeze.

    Naked is a surname.

    The fight for gold.   (8!) Six people are running. Suddenly the first of them shoots five times and shouts: “You can't see gold!”

    World Biathlon Championship. The one who fled the first shot at the targets and never missed, and therefore hopes for a gold medal.

    Cyclist and pedestrian.   (2) A cyclist left the city N at the same time and a pedestrian came out. They arrived in city M at the same time.

    Two friends decided to travel, but for two they had only one bike. Therefore, to be honest, the cyclist drove half the way, threw the bike and went on foot. When the pedestrian reached the bike, he sat on it and drove off. Therefore, they arrived in the city of M. at the same time.

    Ship.   (4) Mr. Smith decided to go on a world voyage. A few hours before sailing, a servant came to him and said that he had a dream about a shipwreck. Mr Smith postponed the trip. The ship really sank. Mr Smith thanked the servant and fired him.

    The servant worked as a night watchman and guilty, falling asleep at the post.

    Tunnel. (1 *) Once on June 13, at exactly 2 o'clock, 2 trains entered the tunnel. At 2 hours and 15 minutes the train left the tunnel - and no disaster occurred.

    One train entered the tunnel at two in the afternoon, and the other at two in the morning.

    Treasure Island.   (8!) Pirate brigantine moored to treasure island. But before the pirates landed, the One-Eyed Bill became the owner of the treasure. How did he do it?

      The pirates made a contract that the treasure will be received by the one whose hand first touches the island. One-eyed Bill cut off his hand and threw it on the island.

    Life stories

    Diligence.   (5) He did not violate the instructions and died.

    Fainting.   (4) The man entered the empty room and fainted.

    This man is a dwarf. Someone decided to play a trick on him and saw off the legs of the furniture.

    Sly friend.   (5) He died after a long separation from a friend because he did not know what his friend’s head was now full of.

    He is a prophetic Oleg, a friend is his horse, in whose head a serpent settled after death.

    Intruder instructions.   (3) He was unknown. But then he broke the instructions and became famous.

    It's about Icarus.

    Hearing deception.   (2) Mr. Smith was furious when after 10 years he discovered that he could hear better without a hearing aid. But when he came to the doctor, he became infuriated even more.

    Mr Smith wore a hearing aid in his healthy ear.

    Vain.   (3 *) From vanity she lost food.

    Crow from Krylov's fable "The Crow and the Fox".

    Crime Chronicles

    Robbery jewelry store.   (5 *) Harry decided to rob a jewelry store. The shop is located on a narrow street where parking is prohibited. Therefore, Harry can not use the machine. But if he comes on foot, a police patrol will definitely catch him. What did Harry do?

    Harry arrived on a motorcycle and dragged him inside the store.

    The case in the mail.   (5!) The man received the parcel, in which lay the dead mouse. He went to the police, and the sender of the parcel was arrested for fraud.

    The sender of the parcel hoped that the mouse would gnaw through the packaging and he would be able to blame the mail for the loss of valuable cargo.

    Cheater   (3) One person sent money for seasickness for money. He was arrested for fraud, although the tool helped.

    In exchange for the money, he sent a leaflet with the inscription "Sit at home".

    The case in the mountains.   (5!) Two friends went to the mountains. There one of them died. Everything looked like an accident, but there was a man who proved that it was a murder.

    This person is a ticket salesman from whom the killer bought one return ticket beforehand.

    Murder. (5!) People are coming. After some time, they surround the one who led the way and kill him.

    This is Ivan Susanin and the Polish army.

    Sudden death

    She is.   (1) She went and ate her.

    She is a checker.

    Death in the dark.   (2 *!) The lights went out. The bell rang. When the light was lit, 3 corpses were found.

    Smashed the aquarium. Corpses fish.

    Death of Jacqueline.   (5!) When Jacques came home, Jacqueline was already asleep. Jacques also went to bed. At night he wanted to drink. He quenched his thirst and fell asleep again. In the morning, Jacques saw that Jacqueline was dead.

    Jacqueline is a fish. Jacques drank all the water from the aquarium.

    A road accident

    Accident.   (1) Fifty-one vegetarian suffered from traffic accidents.

    The vegetarian driver, carrying fifty rabbits, had an accident.

    Car crash.   (4 *!) Father and son were involved in a car accident. The son was dragged out first, taken to the hospital, put in a separate room. The doctor comes to him and exclaims in horror: “Lord, this is Peter, my son!”

    The doctor is the mother of the boy.

    Truck.   (1 *) A truck drove along the road. His headlights were extinguished, there was no moon in the sky. At that moment a young woman was crossing the road, but the truck did not crush her.

    There was a day.

    The lady and the policeman.   (1 *) The lady did not have a driver's license with her, she turned onto the road, although there was an inscription: "The passage was closed" and then stopped under the sign: "Parking is prohibited." The policeman saw it and smiled at her.

    The lady was walking.

    Taxi.   (2 *) Elderly lady sat in a taxi. The taxi driver decided to pretend to be deaf so that she would not bother him with talking. But when they arrived, the woman said: "Never be fooled, young man." How did she know that the taxi driver was not deaf?

    The taxi driver arrived at the address, which called the lady.

    Smart solution

    The right team.   (4 *) Abraham Lincoln conducted demonstration exercises and found himself in an awkward situation. A narrow gate was on the way to building a soldier, and Lincoln forgot which team to change the building. And yet he found a way out.

    Lincoln commanded: “The company dismissed for 2 minutes. The gathering place is outside the gate. ”

    See Paris.   (5) One poor French writer had a dream to see Paris. And before his death, he managed to fulfill this dream with a single empty envelope.

    The writer came to the police, showed the envelope, said: “Poison for the Queen” and he was immediately taken to a Paris prison.

    Studio.   (2) On the same street there are three ateliers. On the first sign: "The best studio in the country," on the second: "The best studio in the world." But the modest advertising of the third atelier discourages customers from the first two.

    Advertising third studio - "The best studio on this street."

    Fight for the kingdom.   (7!) One king had two sons. He said that he would leave the kingdom to one of them who fulfilled one condition. For three days, riding the horses, the princes stood on the border of the kingdom, not moving from their seats. They seemed to die of hunger, but not one could win. But then a wise old man approached the brothers and gave advice that allowed the princes to resolve the dispute very quickly. Explain the situation.

    By the king's condition, the kingdom was received by the one whose horse later rode into the castle. A wise old man invited the princes to exchange horses.

    Pebbles. (7!) In the same kingdom, the soldiers and the princess fell in love. When the king found out about this, he ordered the execution of a soldier. But in this state there was a custom - the convict himself decided his fate. He was offered a jug with two pebbles, and if the convict was pulling out a black stone, he was executed, the white one - was released. But the king did not want the soldier to live, and ordered to put two black stones in the jug. The princess found out about this and told the soldier everything. But he replied that now it is even easier for him to stay alive. What did he come up with?

    The soldier took out one pebble and quickly ate it. To the bewildered judges, he suggested checking the second pebble. And since the second pebble was black, they had to admit that the soldier pulled out a white one and let it go.

    Lion and beauty. (6!) The best servant of the king violated the order. “You are very guilty,” said the king, “but I remember your previous achievements. May God judge us. Before you are two doors. Behind one is a lion, after another is a beauty. If you fall to a lion, then you deserve to die, you will get to a beautiful woman - we will have a wedding, and you are forgiven. ” The servant did not want to die, but he could not marry a beautiful woman, as he already had a beloved. And yet he got out of this situation.

    The servant opened two doors at the same time, and the lion ate the beautiful woman.

    A boat. (1 *) At the same time two people approached the river. And, although there was only a single-seater boat on the shore and there was no one else nearby, they safely crossed to the opposite shore.

    They came to different banks of the river.

    Wise judge. (4) Two women and a child were brought to the judge. Each of them claimed that she was his mother. What did the judge do?

    The judge suggested that women draw a line on the ground, put a child on it and pull it by the hand on its half. The real mother of the child was frightened for his health and gave way. Then the judge gave the child to her.

    Resourceful robber. (4!) Harry came to rob a bank. He left the car at the wall of the opposite building. When Harry ran out of the bank, he saw that a truck stopped to the left of the car, blocking the left door, and a wall interferes with opening the right door. Harry has only 30 seconds before the police arrived, and yet he managed to escape.

    Harry had a car without a top.

    Hunter. (3) One old hunter deaf. In the taiga, this is certain death. In order for the dog to discover the beast, it must be released, but the deaf will not hear the barking of the dog. What to do to the hunter?

    The hunter started the second dog. The first is looking for prey, the second - leads the hunter to barking first.

    Broken vase. (8!) Poor Jacques had an old rich uncle. Jacques hoped that his uncle would make him the only heir, and in every way he tried to win the favor of the old man. Uncle collected Venetian porcelain. One day, passing by an antique shop, Jacques saw how the seller broke a beautiful and very expensive vase. “So good luck!” - thought Jacques and asked the surprised seller to sell the fragments. When he came to his uncle, he cried from the doorway: “Dear uncle, I brought you a modest gift for 20 thousand francs as a sign of my love and affection.” But when my uncle entered the room, Jacques accidentally dropped the bundle. And suddenly he realized that his plan had collapsed. A minute later, the enraged old man drove Jacques out of the house.

    In the store, Jacques wrapped each shard in a separate piece of paper.

    Alexandrian lighthouse. (6!) The emperor ordered his descendants to be struck in memory by their names at the Lighthouse of Alexandria. The lighthouse builder satisfied his wish, but he kept his own name on the lighthouse for centuries.

    The lighthouse builder wrote the name of the emperor on limestone. When, over time, the lime crumbled, the builder’s name carved out in stone.

    Conversations

    In zoo. (3) Petya, what did you see in the zoo? I saw a lilac elephant, a giraffe that sees at night just as it does during the day, and a hippopotamus who jumps above St. Isaac’s Cathedral. And Peter speaks the truth.

    Lilac-colored elephant (meaning flowers), i.e. white. The giraffe is blind. And St. Isaac's Cathedral does not jump.

    Boy and horse. (6) The boy approached the driver and said: "Your horse will not go further."

    The boy has never seen horses. Watching a strange vehicle, he noticed how something poured from that, and decided that it had run out of gas.

    The hairdresser. (2 *) Hairdresser to the visitor: “So you are a foreigner? I love to cut the strange. For me it is better to mow two outsiders than one local ... "

    Because two people are more profitable to mow than one.

    Bird. (3 *!) "This rare bird repeats every word that it hears," said the seller. A week later, the buyer returned the bird to the store, accusing the seller of lying. And the seller was telling the truth. How can this be?

    The bird is deaf.

    Student and professor. (2) The student asked a question to the professor. The next day, the professor shaved.

    The student asked where the professor puts his beard - on or under the blanket. The professor thought and could not sleep all night - no matter how he put his beard, she always interfered with it. Therefore, the professor shaved.

    Phone. (6!) The man is sitting at home. The phone rings. He picks up the phone, says “Yes” and hangs up. Then the phone rings again. He says no and hangs up. This is repeated several times. Again the phone rings. He listens to what they say to him, and exclaims: “At last!”

    Playing in a situation on the phone.

    Points. (5!) The teacher drew several dots on a sheet of paper. I called Petya and asked how many points he saw. “Five,” answered Petya. “That's right,” said the teacher. Then she called Vova and asked him the same question. “Five points,” answered Vova. “Wrong,” said the teacher.

    The teacher drew on one side of the sheet five points, and on the other - six. Showing the sheet Vova, she turned it over.

    Little and big secrets

    Magic book. (6!) A man came to the professor of black and white magic and offered to buy a magic book. “Anyone who starts reading it disappears,” said the visitor in a mysterious voice. “Where is this book?” Asked the professor. The visitor replied that he had left the book with the secretary. The professor went into the reception room and saw that the door was locked from the inside, an open book was lying on the table, there was no secretary.

    Secretary-quack disguised as a visitor. And no magic.

    The secret of the castle.(5) Every night a man walks around one ancient castle and scatters stones.

    This man is the keeper of the castle. It prevents the tourists from plundering the castle, trying to take something as a souvenir.

    Yacht. (3) A yacht was found in the ocean. No people were found on board the yacht.

    The crew of the yacht decided to swim, but when they jumped into the water, the draft of the yacht decreased, and people could not get on board.

    Mysterious purchase. (2) A grandmother and a little granddaughter go shopping. Suddenly they see it. “Fun!” Exclaims her granddaughter. “Awful,” Grandma sighs. And they make a purchase.

    They bought a mirror.

    Horse. (1 *) Clear Spirit - purebred horse, champion of national racing. The length of his leash is 10 m. The distance to the haystack is 15 m, but Clear Spirit ate all the hay.

    The horse was not tied.

    Loneliness. (5) One person lived alone for 2 months. One night he turned off the lights and left home. He was never seen again. But it was his fault that many people died.

    The man was the caretaker of the lighthouse. Something happened to his mate. Man tired of waiting, and he left. As a result, the lighthouse was abandoned, the signal light went out, and many ships crashed and sank.

    The funeral. (5) One person died. He was poor, he had no relatives, and they buried him as a minister.

    In the morgue, corpses were mixed up.

    The grave. (3) A man stands over a grave and cries.

    This man is a priest who cries over the grave of his dog, which he loved, but she ate a piece of meat and he killed her, buried her in the ground and wrote on a stone ...

    Hard work

    Race. (1 *) Bruce won the race, but did not receive a cash prize.

    Bruce is a horse, and the prize was given to his master.

    Dangerous haircut   (four). The situation when a visit to the barber became the cause of a work injury.

    The visitor to the barber shop was a beekeeper. In the barbershop he was sprayed with eau de cologne, the bees did not recognize him and bit.

    "Uncharted trail".   (2 *) The writer has put an end. The novel "Unleavened Path" was completed. Suddenly, the writer grabbed the manuscript, and the "Unmarried path" was gone.

    The writer renamed the novel.

    Barbed wire. (6!) A man sits on the floor in a room and tears the spikes from the barbed wire.

    A man wonders, tearing off the spines: "He loves, does not love, loves ..."

    Stir. (5!) Climbing to the roof of the house, two workers call the apartments on each floor. After 2 hours, going down, they call all the apartments again.

    Workers carry a long staircase that cannot be deployed in a narrow flight of stairs. Therefore, on each floor, in order to go further, they bring the end of the stairs into the apartment and unfold.

    The case of the enterprise.   (6 *) The technician Petrov was given the task to mark the path from the main building to the entrance. He put the marks in white paint every 5 m. When he reached the checkpoint and went beyond the territory of the enterprise, Petrov continued to mark the road. Why?

    So technician Petrov takes out the paint.

    Mysterious house.   (4) The robber climbed into the house. And although there were no people in the house, he froze in fear in the middle of the room with his hands up.

    In the house was a parrot who shouted: "Hands up!"

    Ink. (4) One responsible official always poured sugar into ink.

    He hoped that in the archive the sweet ink would eat cockroaches and he would not have to bear responsibility for his signature.

    The horrors

    Blood. (2 *) Spots of human blood were found on the ceiling of the room.

    Killed several mosquitoes.

    The man is on fire.   (4) Fire. Firefighters near, but do not extinguish the flame. A man enters a blazing building and no one stops him.

    Test of fire equipment (by the fireman).

    Shot. (3) They shot and the body fell.

    Shot Piglet on the ball, the body of Winnie the Pooh fell.

    Normal and abnormal.   (5!) Daft walked along the shore. Normal sank in the river. Abnormal saved normal. Normal was alive, but then he died.

    Daft hung normal to dry on a tree, and he suffocated.

    Hostel. (4) Dinner at the hostel. The lights went out. When the lights were turned on, student Vasya had all his hands in blood.

    On the plate remained the last sausage. When the light went out, all the students reached out for the sausage with forks, and Vasya's hands.

    Desert. (9!) A human body was found in the desert. There are practically no clothes on him, and in his hand he squeezes a burnt match.

    Several people traveled by balloon. When they flew over the desert, the ball began to fall rapidly. Threw all the things, but it did not help. Then they decided to throw someone out of the passengers. Draw lots, and the one who caught the burnt match, jumped off the ball and crashed.

    Indifferent. (2) Two people entered the room, saw the murderer, his bloodied victim, exchanged opinions and quietly left.

    The scene is an art gallery. Visitors viewed a picture in which Ivan the Terrible kills his son.

    Cranks

    Give me the ticket!   (2) A man jumps out of a tram and quickly runs away. Another person shouts after him: “Take everything, just give me the ticket!”

    Runaway - the thief who stole the purse. The owner of the wallet shouts after him. In the wallet is a lottery ticket that won the car.

    Cutlet. (3) Sparrow sat down on a chop that someone had forgotten on the bench. Suddenly three homeless people came and drove him away. Homeless people noticed the cutlet, but, although they were hungry, they did not eat it.

    Sparrow - the name of the person.

    Hit. (3) The man received a blow to the eye and was very happy.

    He was hit by a purse with money that fell from the window of a passing train.

    Cowboy. (6 *!) A cowboy rushes into the bar and asks for drinks with signs. The bartender pulls out his Colt and with a shot knocks his hat off the cowboy. The cowboy thanks him and leaves.

    The cowboy was tormented by hiccups, and the bartender knew that fear was the best remedy for her.

    Room. (3!) There is a person in the center of the room.

    This person has wrongly varnished the floor. As a result, when the work was completed, he remained in the center of the room and could not leave without spoiling his work.

    Night. (5!) Night. The man wakes up. Calls by phone. Waiting for an answer, hangs up. Lies down. Falls asleep.

    He called a neighbor who snored. The neighbor woke up and stopped snoring after the call, and the man calmly fell asleep.

    A strange man.   (4 *!) One person lived on the 10th floor. Each time, returning from work, he took the elevator to the 8th floor, and then walked on foot. Why?

    This man is very short and does not reach the button of the tenth floor.

    Jokes

    Marriage princess.   (5 ©!) A beautiful princess lived in one kingdom. She announced that she would marry only the most intelligent, the most beautiful and the most powerful man. Count Enskiy was neither the smartest, nor the most beautiful, nor the strongest, and yet he married a princess.

    Just the princess fell in love with the count.

    Score. (1 ©) A man enters the store and asks to cut the sausage not along, but across. “Are you a fireman?” Asks the saleswoman. “Yes,” he replies.

    The man was in fire uniform, and the sausage had nothing to do with it.

    Sheep. (5 ©) Why do black sheep eat less grass than white sheep?

    Because there are fewer black sheep than white ones.

    Shipwrecked.   (4 ©) The shipwrecked man drifted on an inflatable raft in the open ocean for three months. Of the things he had only a radio receiver, and yet he survived.

    The man ate ducks and noodles, which abounded in radio programs.

    Old women. (3 ©) Three old women are walking on the ice, and the third is the most contented. What is she happy about?

    The old ladies are falling. From the first two “sand pours in” and the third is not so slippery to go.

    By the river.   (5 ©) On the river bank there is a sofa. Herring is on it. A man sits nearby in the bushes and waits.

    In the sofa live bugs. The man is waiting for the bugs to eat herring and go to drink to carry the sofa.

    Turtles. (7 * ©!) Three turtles crawling. The first turtle says: "Two turtles crawl behind me." The second bug says: "One bug crawls behind me and one bug crawls in front of me." The third bug says: "Two turtles crawl behind me and two turtles crawl in front of me."

    Just the third bug is deceiving.

    Miracle. (3 * ©) Professor Kvibl became famous for his amazing experience. He put a bottle in the middle of the room, and then crawled into it.

    Professor Kvibl crawled into the room.

    Egg. (2 ©) Vasya threw the egg. It flew 3 m and did not break.

    The egg flew 5 m (and broke).

    miscellanea

    Supermarket. (5!) A woman walks through the supermarket. She carefully examines the goods and some puts herself on the cart. Then he passes the cashier and does not pay anything.

    A woman is a supermarket worker. She selects products that have expired.

    Book. (2 *) One evening, Uncle read a book. The aunt of absent-mindedness turned off the light, but the book was so interesting that the uncle read it to the end.

    Uncle was blind and read a special book using Braille.

    Snake. (3) A riverboat drowned by a snake.

    The passengers, seeing the snake, all ran to the opposite side, and the vessel overturned.

    Unexpected meeting.   (1 *) I ran into her by chance. Tried to catch her, but she went farther and farther. So I brought her home in my hand.

    A splinter.

    In the theatre.(3!) Yesterday, my wife was in the theater. It was a very boring play. In the second act, my wife broke down and left. After her departure, a terrible scandal erupted.

    The wife of the narrator is an actress.

    Rain. (5!) Five men were moving along the road. It started to rain. Four went faster, and the fifth did not accelerate the step. But four got wet, and the fifth is not.

    Four men carried a coffin with a dead man.

    Mysterious items.   (2) Five pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf are on the lawn. Nobody put them there, but there is a logical explanation for the fact that they are there.

    Previously, these were parts of a snowman, which then melted.

    Boy. (5!) The boy rings the doorbell. They open it to him. He says thank you and leaves.

    The boy had a baby tooth loose. He tied it to the door with a thread, rang the bell, and the tooth was pulled out.

    Underground. (2) Metro. A man is asking something near a sitting girl. She answers in surprise. He runs out ... not at his stop. Why?

    A man asked: "Taganskaya?", Referring to the metro station. And the girl had the surname Taganskaya, so she said: “Yes,” and the man went out not at his station.

    Required item.   (3 *) Everyone needs it. But he does not buy it. And I would be upset if it was given to him.

    This item is a coffin.

    Train horn   (2) A man is walking on rails. Suddenly hears the horn of the approaching train. He runs 3 m towards the train, and then turns off.

    A man was walking along the tunnel.

    The shortest situation.   (3) Lay the newspaper.

    The newspaper covers the sewer. And in the hatch there is a man who, fascinated by the newspaper, did not notice that the hatch is open, and fell into it.

    Shine. (1 *) Last week I turned off the light and managed to get to the bed before the room went dark.

    When he went to bed, it was still bright outside.

    Hard way.   (2) Man rises - falls. It rises again and falls again. One more time. And finally coming.

    A man learns to walk on his hands.

    A dark room.   (4) A man is sneaking around a dark room. Suddenly a whistle is heard, and a bright light flashes.

    This person is an actor. Removed an episode from the movie. Whistling means the end of filming.

    Blind. (3!) The blind goes, carries the lamp. What for?

    The blind man carries a lighted lamp so that his sighted may not be knocked down.

    A rock. (5!) In one city on the square lay a huge stone. He offered the English master to take him out, asked for 10 thousand rubles for his work. He offered the German master to crush the stone into pieces, asked for 5 thousand rubles for the work, and the Russian peasant removed the stone for only 100 rubles.

    A man dug a huge hole next to a stone and pushed a stone there.

    Butcher and Butcher.   (7!) The butcher and oilman came to the wise judge. The butcher holds in his hand a purse with money, and the oilman holds his hand. Each claims that the money belongs to him, and the other tried to steal it. The judge took the wallet and told them to come in a day. When the butcher and butcher came to the judge again, he gave the purse to the butcher, and ordered the butcher to be punished. Why?

    The judge put the wallet in the water for a day. Since there was no oil on the surface of the water, he realized that money could not belong to the oilman.

    Merchant and cripple.   (6!) The merchant went to the city. I met a cripple and gave him alms. A cripple asked to take him to the city. The merchant put a cripple behind him on a horse, and they rode. When we arrived in the city, the cripple did not want to get off the horse and declared that it belonged to him. They went to the judge. The judge ordered them to lead their horse away and asked the merchant and the cripple if they could recognize their horse among others. Both answered in the affirmative. However, after conducting this test, a wise judge gave the horse to the merchant and punished the cripple. How did he know?

    And the merchant and the cripple recognized the horse. However, the horse recognized the merchant and turned to him, but recoiled from the cripple.

    To have fun with friends, you can play "Danette" - stories with answers. In this article you will find the best puzzles and detailed answers to them.

    Rules of the game

    The game "Danetka" with answers is similar to solving riddles. The facilitator reads part of the story, and the task of the participants is to ask questions, find the answer, or figure out the underlying reason for the situation. Questions should assume only the answers "yes", "no." If participants take the wrong path, the answer is “not essential.”

    Example

    In order to better understand the essence of the game, we give an example. "Danetki" with the answers, complex and simple, usually suggest some kind of trick.

    Question: the pilot jumped out of the plane, but did not crash.

    Did he reach the ground?

    He jumped with a parachute?

    Is the plane flying?

    The pilot jumped out of the plane, standing on the runway?

    Short "Danetki"

    The "danetki" with complex answers may suggest a short question and the same short answer, but it will not be easy to guess.

    This man was not known to anyone, but became famous after he broke the instructions.

    Answer: Icarus.

    This person did not violate the instructions, but died.

    Answer: the stuttering parachutist could not count to three.

    The harder you beat him in the right place, the better he will perform his function.

    The answer is: nail.

    The seller of the pet store told the customer that the bird belongs to a rare species and repeats everything that she heard. Two weeks later, the woman returned the bird, because she did not utter a word. The seller did not lie.

    Answer: the bird is deaf.


    Detective "Danetki"

    Detective "Danetki" with the answers - a special genre in the game. He is very close to today's popular dinner with murder and a live quest. Players will have to solve a cunning crime.

    Murder was committed. The judge studied all the evidence and found the culprit. However, when making the decision, he stated that he could not imprison an innocent person, and rendered an acquittal. Why did he do that?

    Answer: the killer was one of the Siamese twins.

    Want to play Danetka? Detective stories with answers can be difficult for beginners.

    The man was found shot dead in his own office. He was lying on the table, in one hand was a revolver, next to the other lay an old tape recorder. The police turned on the tape and heard “I don't want to live anymore”, and then the sound of a shot. The guardians of law and order immediately realized that it was a murder. Why?

    Answer: the tape was at the beginning of the recording and contained the sound of a shot, and the deceased could not rewind it.

    For the first games, "Danetka" with the answers about poisoning will do. The girl came to the party, drank a little punch, left early. Then she found out that all the party members who drank the punch were poisoned. Why is the girl alive?

    Answer. Ice was poisoned, which was put in the punch. The girl drank the punch when the ice had not yet melted, and then left. Poisoned those who drank it later, after the ice melted.

    Very interesting "Danetka" with the answers about the murder on the street. The man calmly walked down the street, suddenly suddenly attacked a woman passing by and strangled her. He went to the police, but he was released. Why?

    Answer: the woman was his wife. Several years ago, she staged her own death in such a way that she accused her husband. He was convicted of murder, he has already served a prison sentence. And for the same murder can not be convicted twice.

    Terrible "Danetki"

    "Danetki" - detective stories with answers - can tickle your nerves.

    Parents forbade the little girl to tear off the door of the attic, otherwise she will see what she is forbidden to see. One day she disobeyed, opened the door and really saw what she had never seen. What was it?

    Answer: the girl saw the living room and the garden outside the windows. She never saw it because she spent her whole life in the attic.

    The man woke up, lit a match and died from Why was he so scared?

    Answer: the man was in prison and made an escape plan. The easiest way was to escape, hiding in the coffin with the deceased. He paid the funeral man to help the prisoner escape. The plan was this: when someone dies, the prisoner will make his way to the tomb at night, hide in it next to the deceased, and bury him in the ground. And the undertaker will come and dig him out. Upon learning that there would soon be a funeral in the prison, the prisoner hid in a coffin and fell asleep under cover of night. He woke up already underground. I lit a match and saw the face of the dead man. This was the man who had to dig him out.

    The man found a casket in the attic, looked into it and died of fright. What scared him?

    Answer: the man found a casket in his wife's cache, in which 4 glass eyes were fixed. Under each of them were recorded the name and date of death. All of these men were the ex-husbands of his new wife and died shortly after the wedding. The man also had an artificial eye.

    Mysterious "Danetki"

    The man got up at night to drink water. He turned off the light everywhere and went to bed. In the morning he got up, looked out of the window and shouted. After which he committed suicide. Why?

    Answer: the man worked as a caretaker. By mistake, he turned off the light at night at the lighthouse, which is why several ships crashed on reefs. In the morning he saw what he had done.


    The man was traveling by train from Switzerland. If he were in a non-smoking car, he would have died. Explain the situation.

    Answer: the man was driving after a complicated operation on his eyes. When the train entered the tunnel, he thought he was blind again, and was about to shoot himself. He already took out a revolver when he saw the light of a cigarette.

    A note in the newspaper: "The tragic death in the mountains." The photo shows a married couple, the article presents condolences to the deceased spouse. A man came to the police, reported some data, the husband of the deceased was accused of her murder. Who was this man and what did he say?

    Answer. A travel agent came to the police and said that her husband was buying two tickets to the mountains and only one return.

    Anonymous called the police and said that they should ask how John K. was doing. When the outfit arrived at his house, he found the host’s corpse with serious injuries, but the apartment was in order, no signs of hacking were found. What happened to John K. and who called the police?

    Answer: the driver of the truck knocked down a passerby at night, found out his address according to the documents and took him home. Then he called the police.

    "Danetki" on logic

    "Danetka" with the answers may be quite strange, but most of the time riddles are logical.

    A man was walking along an unfamiliar road. At the intersection, he found that the signpost had fallen. He put it in place and went on the right way. How did he manage to understand how to properly install pointers?

    Answer: the person knew which city he had come from. Accordingly, setting the pillar so that the desired pointer showed on his city, he gave the correct position to everyone else.


    An inspector came to check the school. He noticed that when the teacher asked the class a question, all the students raised their hands, no matter how difficult it was. The teacher each time chose new students, and they all gave the correct answers. The inspector realized that there was some kind of cunning. Which one?

    Answer: The teacher said that when he asks a question, everyone should raise his hand. But those who know the answer to the question raise their left hand, and those who do not know the right.

    Love the "Danette" with the answers, funny stories? This riddle is one of the best. Exam in a military school. One of the students took a ticket and began to prepare for an answer, but after a few minutes, he approached the teacher, without a word, gave me a passport and left the exam with an excellent mark. What is the reason for this act?

    Answer: The exam for the teacher knocked on the table with a pen and gave a message that anyone can come up now and get a grade.

    A very punctual deaf person strictly adhered to the schedule. Every morning he would leave the house at 7:45, to go on a short half-hour walk. At the same time he crossed the railway tracks. The first train went through them only at 9:00. But one day the deaf was hit by a train during his walk. What changed?

    Answer: this night time was transferred to daylight saving time. The man did not set his watch, left the house an hour later and crossed the crossing not at 8:00, but at 9:00.

    Funny "Danetki"

    "Danetki" with funny answers usually do not involve murder or some scary stories, they can be played with children.


    In the house for three days the whole day lit the light. Why?

    Answer: the wife was away for a long time, and her husband winds up an electricity meter before her return, as if he was at home in the evenings.

    For a day in the city they bought all the salt. The cadets of the local military academy are to blame for this. Why?

    Answer: the cadets were ordered to remove the snow. They decided to do it with salt, went to the store and bought 10 packs each. Pensioners saw that the military are stockpiling salt and panic among the population.

    The man was simply enraged when he found that without a hearing aid he hears better than with him. He went to complain to his doctor, who prescribed the device, but the doctor, after hearing the patient, became even more angry. Why?

    Answer: The patient wore a hearing aid in a healthy ear.

    Yes Coins
      DaNetka is a mystery in which the presenter tells a part of the story (most often it is the beginning and the end), and the players must, by asking questions, restore the story itself. In this case, the moderator answers questions only "yes" or "no" (sometimes the answer is used: "it does not matter"). Below are the most interesting DaNetki, which I was able to remember or receive from you.

    PS: If someone knows other interesting tricks - you can add them through the form.

    In the desert lies a dead man. Behind the bag, on the belt flask of water. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did a man die from and what was in his bag? Answer
    Has sent tu
      Suddenly a flash, and he died. Answer
    Has sent   Juffin
      Suddenly a flash, and he died. Answer
    Has sent   Juffin
      The man left the room, saw the woman and strangled her. Answer
    Has sent Juffin
      18th century, France. A carriage approached one of the hotels, from which a woman in black came out. She went to her room and ordered dinner. In the morning they did not find her in the room, but found only a dead man and a note near him. What happened? Answer
    Has sent HF
    A man runs with a gun, and behind him a crowd. He stops, shoots 5 times, shouts: "You can't see my gold!" and runs on. Answer
    Has sent
      It was a chicken, and became a heat-bird! How? Answer
    Has sent KOL9HU4
      In the depths of the forest lies a dead diver in full gear. Answer
    Has sent Ilma
      In the chamber where there is only a table chair and a bed sits ZEK eats only dry bread! after his release in the cell found bones! Where did they come from? Answer
    Has sent TYOMId4
      A man hangs in the room, a puddle under him. There is nothing else in the room. What happened? Answer
    Has sent Chameleon
      4 men drive in the train compartment, the door opens, one of them dies (somewhat unreal plotter) Answer
    Has sent Bakhur Kunimov
      There was a fire in the woods (a familiar story). Of course, enormous forces were thrown at his fire. And when, finally, the fire was extinguished ... in the middle of the "fireplaces" they found a corpse in an aqualung. Answer
    Has sent Snaider
      In the local newspaper of the alpine town there was a message that a man was killed in the mountains. Shortly after this note appeared, a man came to the police and said that he had seen the killer. Answer
    Has sent Gavrik
      In one organization, two employees, instead of going to lunch at lunchtime like everyone else, climbed into the elevator and rode it: up and down. For what??? Answer
    Has sent Chameleon
      There is a door in the desert, a glass of water behind the door. A man approaches wants to open the door and take the glass, but can not open the door. Why? Answer
    Has sent Dashunya
      In a glass telephone booth, with broken glass, was found a corpse with cut veins on his hands. Answer
    Has sent Gonzo
      I just recently remembered a story that quite pulls up on a dane (I think it even really was): a man drove a car through the city (or the village, it doesn't matter), dreamed, flew off the road and crashed into a tree at the curb. The speed was small, about 30-40 km / h, but nevertheless he died immediately. From what? Answer
    Has sent Snaider
      Two friends come to the restaurant one orders a seagull, tastes it and kills its friend. Answer
    Has sent Shm
      The girl bought her shoes and died that very day! Answer
    Has sent Kim
      The girl comes to the saloon and asks the bartender for a glass of water. A cowboy sitting at the counter silently shoots the ceiling. The girl says thanks to him and leaves. Answer
    Has sent Maks
      He was looking for a long time though, nobody saw him Answer
    Has sent [email protected]
      If he (the man) rode in a smoking car, he would NOT die. Answer
    Has sent Vaska \\ Timur T3-03 2005
      At the table "sit" 3 troupe. One of them with a shot through the head. Answer
    Has sent Bris
      Mark and Mary were in the room. The postman rang the doorbell. Mark went to open, and when he returned, Mary was already dead. :( Answer
    Has sent Chameleon
    The young man took the girl to the cafe for their first date. He asked her: "How many cocktails should you order?" - to which she replied: "Two." The guy himself decided that he would be alone. But when the waiter approached their table, the guy said: "Five cocktails, please." Why? Answer
    Has sent Beatrix kiddo
      The motorcyclist had an accident. When he was carried on a stretcher, he repeated only: It’s good that in half, it’s good that in half .... Answer
    Has sent Kampot, CCM
      A man was riding a motorcycle on a foggy day ... Then something happened to him, because of what he lost consciousness, and when he came to, he said: "Well, that ... in half". Answer
    Has sent Chameleon
      A man walks into a restaurant, orders a fried ostrich, tastes it, leaves the restaurant and puts a bullet in his temple at home. Answer
    Has sent Lap
      The man did not hear the bell and died. How so? =) Answer
    Has sent
      The man received the box in the mail and burst into tears. Answer
    Has sent Maks
      The man received a letter, read and shot himself. Answer
    Has sent Maks
      The man came home, had dinner, somewhere called and went to bed. Then he woke up in the middle of the night and found a corpse under the bed. :) Answer
    Has sent Zolotse
      The little men came to the hotel, where he was told that all the rooms except for one were occupied, and the last 10 inhabitants of this room were dropping away from themselves by hanging on the headboard. Peasant agreed to spend the night in this room. The next day it was discovered that he became the 11th :). Answer
    Has sent Chameleon
      A man rides a car. At a certain point in time, he looks at the curb where the old woman is. She shouts: “Goat!” - a man dies. Answer
    Has sent Alexander Kruglenya, Brest
      A man walks through the desert, suddenly he sees a cactus, and on it is a blank sheet of paper. He lies down and dies. Why Answer
    Has sent Dashunya
      The man jumped from a skyscraper, but he died without reaching the ground. why? Answer
    Has sent Gnash!
      On the edge of a high cliff near the seashore, a guy and a girl are embracing. Suddenly the girl decided to check how much the boy loves her and tells him: “If you love me, then jump down” (if the guy jumps, then he will be killed). He thought and said one word to her, after which the girl said that he should not jump, that she was wrong, kissed him, and they went on a walk. What did the young man say? Answer
    Has sent Snowball
      At the mom's funeral, the girl saw the guy and fell in love. A week later, her aunt died. Answer
    Has sent Piatachock
      actually from a joke. Went man wash his head and died. Answer
    Has sent Lexxair
      The Negro every day came to the oasis, ustku threw the barbs from the barbed wire there and left. Answer
    Has sent Chameleon
      At night, 2 sisters in a cabriolet arrived at the hotel, they were accommodated in different rooms. Towards morning a cry came from the room, and then one of the sisters was found dead. Answer
    Has sent Mikle
    One man lives on the twelfth floor. In good weather, he goes to the sixth, then goes on foot, to the bad - arrives to his floor. Answer
    Has sent Mary
      One person lived on the 12th floor. Every day he took the elevator to the first floor and went to work. And when I returned, I went up to the 10th floor and 2 floors went on foot. How to explain this behavior? ich
      In the middle of the lake is a ship. A hand falls on him. What happened? Answer
    Has sent Chameleon
      In the middle of the desert lies a dead man with a match in his hands. :( Answer
    Has sent Chameleon
      Why did a student who did not pass a single lab, set off "automatic"? Answer
    Has sent ich
      He also invented a fable-writer slave Aesop, but this is the most danetka. Leo grew old, could not hunt himself anymore and decided to embark on a trick. He informed the beasts about the disease, they came to see him, and he snapped them and devoured them. However, the fox, approaching the cave entrance, guessed the trap and did not enter. Answer
    Has sent Gavrik
      A young couple came to rest in the mountains. Found a house in the wilderness and began to light it. A week later they went for a walk along the mountain paths. On one of the turns a man pushed the girl down - she broke. NO ONE saw this! The man immediately stated where it was necessary about the accident, then returned home, pretending that he was heartbroken. But after a while he receives a letter in which the anonymous author informs that he knows that it was a murder and blackmails him. Who wrote this letter and how could he prove the murder? Answer
    Has sent Snowballs
      There was a shot - the body fell. Answer
    Has sent Redrick
      A man was sitting in the same house. When he left, he turned off the light behind him. The next day, a lot of people died. Answer
    Has sent Lilly
      said the phrase- and the four disappeared. Answer
    Has sent tan
      From the table fell ice cream at the waffle cup. Why? Answer
    Has sent KOL9HU4
      Middle Ages. Knight sits in the castle. Outside bad weather. They knock on the door - it opens: the woman is outside, she is wet. Knight invites her to enter, they sit by the fireplace and talk. The knight apologizes and leaves for a short while. A woman inspects the room and sees something that when the knight returns, she grabs the dagger from the wall and kills him. What did she see? Answer
    Has sent Cneltyn
      a man runs down the hall with paper in his hands, suddenly the light flashes, the man sits down and wept Answer
    Has sent namen
      A man was driving to work, he saw a person voting on the side of the road. He asked to let him down, our hero agreed. Then I saw another person and again agreed. When he arrived at work, it was discovered that both voters were dead: (. Answer
    Has sent Chameleon
      The man lies on a bed at night and cannot fall asleep. Then he gets up, calls somewhere, without saying a word, hangs up and falls asleep. Answer
    Has sent Mikle
    The man opened the window, and an ax fell on him. Answer
    Has sent Vlademar
      Exam. Military School. Suddenly the student stood up abruptly, approached the teacher, he put a penny for him, without asking anything. Why?

    The essence and rules of the game "Danette"

    If you are tired of playing "Crocodile", bored with "Fanta" and "Mafia", try to play an equally interesting game, which absorbs by its process - puzzles on the logic of "Danette". You can play “Danette” everywhere: in a noisy group of guests, sitting with friends in a cafe, on a picnic, even on the way to work. This game helps a lot to “pass the time” on long trips. An unlimited number of people can play the game at the same time; no additional requisite is required. “Danetki” is a great entertainment for those who love detectives and logic games, as usually these are mysterious detective stories with a trick - at first glance a mystery may seem rather strange, but its explanation is quite logical.

    Rules of the game:

    The presenter voices a small text to the rest of the players, usually this is the final of a story, and more often it is a strange, mysterious situation. The players' task is to solve, which led to such a final, that is, to find out the underlying reason of the situation and find the answer.

    According to the rules of the game, the leader can ask any questions, but they need to be formulated in such a way that the answers to them are only "yes" or "no." If participants follow the wrong path, the moderator’s response is “not significant” (“it doesn’t matter”).

    In order to better understand the essence of the game, I will give an example of solving a simple dankeka.

    The presenter announces to the players: “The pilot jumped out of the plane, but survived. How can this be? ”

    Players ask questions, and the moderator answers them, here’s an exemplary dialogue:

    - He jumped with a parachute?

    - He crashed about something when flying?

    - Did it happen at night?

    - Irrelevant.

    - managed to save him?

    - It does not matter (not the point).

    - He reached the ground?

    - The plane was flying?

    - The pilot jumped out of the plane, standing on the runway?

    Everything, the situation is solved).

    The great advantage of the game is that the game makes you think, develops logical thinking and includes imagination, teaches you to correctly formulate questions. Situations can be completely non-standard, and solving them will require not only logic, but also imagination - this is the whole charm of this fascinating intellectual entertainment.

    In this article, I suggest you familiarize yourself with the most interesting "dankets", many of them were successfully applied in practice. Try it and you will love it!

    The best "Danetki" with the answers

    Village Fool

    In one village of the village there lived a fool. He became a local attraction, because when he was offered a choice of 10 cents or a five-dollar bill, he always took 10 cents. Why did he never choose a bill?

    The Fool was not really stupid at all, because he understood that as long as he chooses a 10-cent coin, people will offer him a choice, and if he chooses a five-dollar bill, he will cease to be a “landmark”, the offers of choice will stop, and he will not receive anything.

    Husband's letter

    Having received a letter from her husband, the woman realized that he was dead. How so?

    The woman is directly involved in the death of her husband. She sent him a letter, enclosing poisoned stamps in him for a return reply. Having received a reply with a poisoned stamp on the envelope, she realized that the plan had worked.

    Sudden death

    The man went down the stairs and suddenly realized that at that moment his wife had died. How is this possible?

    The man was in the hospital. His wife was there, connected to an artificial life support apparatus. As he went downstairs, the hospital lost electricity and the lights went out. Accordingly, the device also turned off.

    Birthday

    Julia today celebrated her birthday. And the day after tomorrow her twin sister will celebrate her. How is this possible?

    Julia was born on February 28, a few minutes before midnight. And her sister is on March 1st. It turns out that in a leap year, the birthday of the youngest of the twins is 2 days later.

    Deadly Champagne

    The man went to a party and drank some champagne there. Then he left the party the very first. All other people who drank champagne after him died from poisoning. Why is this man alive?

    The poison was in ice cubes. The man drank champagne the very first, and the ice had not yet had time to melt and mix with the drink.

    Showdown at the bar

    A man sitting in a bar began to unflatteringly respond to one soldier glorified in the whole country and his actions. For this, he was thrown out onto the street, but at the same time he felt absolutely happy. Why?

    Writer Jaroslav Hasek, wanting to know how people accepted his work The Adventures of the Good Soldier Schweik, decided to experiment. He went to the bar, where he began to loudly scold his own work, for which he was put out.

    Five for the exam

    Exam at the naval school. The cadet pulled out a ticket and sat down to get ready. Suddenly, for no reason at all, he gets up from his seat and approaches the professor with a test book. He, without hesitation, puts him "five." How is this possible?

    The teacher, using Morse code, tapped the table with a pencil message: "First, who decipher this message, let him come to me and immediately, without passing the exam will receive an excellent assessment." The student deciphered the message and received a well-deserved top five.

    Fellow travelers

    Two people are perfectly normal to each other, but they never sit in the same plane. Why?

    Both persons are the heirs of the British crown. So that the plane crash does not leave the country without a monarch, they fly in different planes.

    The invasion of cats

    One man went on vacation and asked a friend to look after the cat. A week later, 8 adult cats were already running in the apartment. Where did they come from?

    The next day, the cat ran away, and the man had to advertise the missing. Since he himself didn’t know the cat very well, he had to keep all similar cats that he brought to him. And wait for the arrival of a friend who was supposed to identify his pet.

    Predictor

    Long before the invention of ultrasound, one predictor guessed the sex of the unborn child. Huge queues lined up to him, since no one was able to catch him in error. How did he do it?

    The predictor kept a “journal” where he recorded the date, the last name of the woman and the predicted gender. Moreover, he always spoke aloud one gender of the child, and wrote another in the journal. And if after the birth of the child, the client returned to him, demanding a refund for an incorrect forecast, he would take out a magazine and showed the visitor a record in which the floor was correct. And accused the client that he did not hear (or misunderstood) the prediction.

    Rescue bell

    The woman did not know how to get rid of the overgrown guests, but a telephone call saved her. How?

    The woman pretended that the caller told her about a fire in the house of one of the guests, but she did not hear about whose house was discussed.

    Two

    A naked man in perplexity stood over a still warm corpse, shivering from the cold. What happened?

    The man woke up from a lethargic sleep in the morgue. A mortuary worker, upon seeing the "living dead", died of a heart attack.

    Salt

    Because of the cadets of the military school in all the shops of the city, for one day, they bought up all the salt. Why?

    The cadets were given a task - to remove all the snow on the parade ground. Since it was too lazy to clean the snow by hand, they decided to sprinkle it with salt. For this, they bought 10 packs of salt each. When the grandmothers in the store saw that people in military uniform were stockpiling salt, they decided that martial law was coming, began to sow panic and buy salt.

    Incomprehensible language

    The instructions from the American police meet words on rare foreign languageswhich the police themselves do not own. What are these words for?

    Sly polygamist

    A man for a relatively short time has registered a marriage 20 times. Each time another woman entered the marriage. Nevertheless, he was not divorced from any of them, but he did not become a polygamous at the same time.

    The man is the registrar of marriages in the registry office.

    A cheating wife

    The husband returns from a business trip, rings the doorbell, opens his wife. He immediately attacked her with accusations of adultery. How did he know about it?

    On the way home, my husband drove to a friend, and his own half-dressed wife opened the door of a friendly apartment to him.

    Treasure

    Digging the ground, a woman discovered a chest of gold. For 3 years she kept it without saying a word to anyone. And after three years I bought a villa, a car and many other things. What prevented her from doing this before?

    Woman - the victim of a shipwreck. She spent 3 years on a desert island, where a treasure was found. And when she was finally rescued, she was able to use it.

    Unlucky money

    The girl found the money and was very upset. Why?

    The girl is a novice writer, she published several copies of her book and left them on a shelf in the library. Between the pages of the books, the girl specially put bills of money to check if her books were interesting to anyone. Some time later, she came to the library and saw that in all the books the bills were in place, it means that no one opened them.

    Missing interest

    The guy saw a pretty girl at a table in a cafe, and it was already decided to go and meet, but then the girl yawned. Immediately after this, the young man lost interest in her. Why?

    Yawning, the girl covered her mouth with her hand, and the young man noticed a wedding ring on her finger.

    Examination paper

    The student finished writing the exam after all, and the teacher did not want to accept his work. However, he managed to pass the job and get a good grade. How did he do it?

    The student asked the teacher: “Do you know my last name?” And, making sure that he did not know her, he put his work in the middle of the stack and ran away. The teacher had to check his work.

    Family ties

    Eric's father was older than his grandfather. How can it be?

    If Eric's father and mother have a big age difference, the maternal grandfather may be younger than Eric's father.

    Strange girls

    Nearby are three girls, two of them are upset, one is happy. A happy girl is crying, and upset girls are smiling. What's happening?

    Deadly feast

    Indoors table, on it cards and a gun. At the table, everyone is dead. Five of them have painful grimaces on their face, and the sixth has a normal facial expression. What happened?

    It happened on a submarine, which began to sink. Stocks of oxygen were coming to an end. Those who gathered at the table on the cards played the right to shoot themselves, since there was only one bullet in the pistol.

    Chase

    A man runs, many other people run after him. The man shouts to his pursuers, “you cannot see gold!”, And starts shooting. Observers are jubilant. What's happening?

    The old man told the children that he really liked it when they shouted under his windows and he was ready to pay them money, provided that they would come into the courtyard every day and scream as loudly as possible. After a couple of days, he told the children that he had nothing more to pay. The children ran away to play in another place, not wanting to amuse the old man for free.

    A gift from the professor

    One professor had dreamed all his life to give one of his students a large amount of money. But no one came for the money. Why?

    All students taught the subject of a thick textbook written by the professor himself. On one of the pages, near the end of the textbook, there was a footnote: "A student who reads this may turn to the author of the textbook for a monetary reward." But no student there even read the textbook to the end.

    Millionaires

    A man and a woman got married, and after the wedding they abandoned all their affairs and were just having fun. As a result, after three years they became millionaires. How so?

    Before the wedding, they were billionaires. But in three years they squandered part of their fortunes and became just millionaires.

    Inheritance

    One woman should have received a huge inheritance from her grandmother. Having received a testament envelope from her grandmother, she was so disappointed to find a $ 20 check inside that she threw out the envelope and the check in the bin with annoyance. The next day, the woman’s maid quit, and a month later the woman found out that her former maid had become a millionaire. What's the secret?

    The grandmother of the woman loved to joke - a collection stamp worth $ 3 million was pasted on the envelope.

    Match man

    In the middle of the desert lies a man without clothes. In his hands is a broken match. What happened?

    The man flew with his friends in a balloon. But suddenly the ball began to rapidly lose height. Then the friends decided to reduce weight, getting rid of all the excess. They threw down their bags, food, but it did not help. Then they decided to remove all outerwear and shoes. That didn't help either. They realized that the ball could not stand so many passengers, and decided to draw lots. The one who draws the shortest match will have to jump down. Our buddy was out of luck.

    Rare book

    The man had a rare book worth $ 50,000, but he deliberately destroyed it. Why?

    The man had 2 identical copies. Destroying one of the books, the collector at times increased the cost of the second.

    Shoe

    Every evening the girl opened the safe, put a shoe in there and went to bed. Why?

    The girl worked as a flight attendant, and in the safe kept documents. In order not to forget them, she put together with documents in the safe a shoe from her uniform: in one shoe she definitely would not leave the house!

    Restless night

    The man was lying at night in a hotel room and could not sleep. After the car passed by, he looked under the bed and found a corpse there. Why did he decide to look under the bed?

    A passing car headlights illuminated the clock that hung on the wall, and the man saw that they were not walking, but he heard the clock ticking. It was the ticking of the wristwatch that was on the corpse.

    Mysterious death

    A man entered the room and saw an open window, a large puddle of water and fragments on the floor. Dead Mary lay beside her. What happened?

    That day there was a strong wind and the window opened wide. The aquarium, which stood on the windowsill, fell to the floor and crashed. Mary is a fish.

    Chance meeting

    The man calmly walked down the street, suddenly suddenly attacked a woman passing by and strangled her. He was taken to the police, but he was released and was not sent to prison. Why?

    The woman was his wife. Several years ago, she staged her own death in such a way that she accused her husband. He was convicted of murder, he has already served a prison sentence. Accidentally I saw my “dead” spouse on the street, a man in anger, he strangled her. And for the same murder can not be convicted twice.

    Elevator

    The man always went down the elevator, and always went up on foot. Why?

    The fact is that the man was a dwarf, and he lived on the 12th floor. In the elevator, he could only reach the first floor button.

    Bar case

    A cowboy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to pour him a glass of water. The bartender suddenly pulls out a gun and shoots into the air, after which the cowboy thanks the bartender and leaves. What happened?

    The cowboy suffered from hiccups and wanted to get rid of her by drinking a glass of water. The bartender, having understood the problem of a cowboy, applied a tried and tested means - to scare a hiccup.

    Chess Club

    Following the trail of the criminals, the police inspector entered the chess club. Assessing the situation, he told his assistants: “Detain those two players!” How did he recognize the criminals?

    The inspector saw that there were no kings on the hastily placed board.

    Reliable means

    The former sailor put an ad in the newspaper: “For a small fee, I send cash on delivery a reliable means against motion sickness.” After a while he was arrested, although he did not deceive anyone.

    Insomnia

    A man gets up at night to drink water. Then he turns off the light and goes to bed. The next morning he gets up, looks out of the window, cries out and ends suicide.

    The man was the caretaker of the lighthouse and at night by mistake turned off the light on the lighthouse. Because of this, several ships crashed on reefs. In the morning he realized what he had done ...

    Bad dream

    The farmer had a wife and children. In addition to them, there was a maid and a night watchman on the farm. Once a farmer got ready for a business trip. When the farmer was about to leave for the station, the watchman approached him and said that that night he had a dream about a train that had derailed. As the farmer was superstitious, he postponed the trip, and the next day he learned that the train had really crashed. However, the caretaker was fired. Why?

    The night watchman must guard the farm at night, not sleep.

    Accident

    A note in the newspaper: "The tragic death of a woman in the mountains." The photo shows a married couple, the article presents condolences to the spouse. A man came to the police, reported some data, and her husband was accused of murdering her. Who was this man and what did he report?

    A travel agent came to the police and said that her husband was buying two tickets to the mountains and only one return.

    Smart students

    An inspector came to check the school. He noticed that when the teacher asked the class a question, all the students raised their hands, no matter how difficult it was. The teacher each time chose new students, and they all gave the correct answers. The inspector realized that there was some kind of cunning. Which one?

    The teacher warned the students that when he asked the question, everyone should raise his hand. But at the same time, those who know the answer to the question raise their left hand, and who do not know the right.

    Punctual man

    A very punctual deaf person strictly adhered to the schedule. Every morning he would leave the house at 7:45, to go on a short half-hour walk. At the same time he crossed the railway tracks. The first train went through them only at 9:00. But one day the deaf was hit by a train during his walk. Why?

    On this night, the time was transferred to summer. The man did not move his watch, left the house an hour later and crossed the crossing not at 8:00, but at 9:00.

    Sudden wealth

    A man bought a picture and fabulously rich.

    The man bought the usual picture of an unknown artist for his living room. Hammering a nail into the wall to hang a picture, the man discovered a cavity in the wall: under the wallpaper there was a thin layer of plaster and plywood. He opened the mysterious place and there was a cache of diamonds.

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