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"Who are you by color?"

How to survive in prison if you are not a criminal

How to survive in prison? What to do if you are detained or arrested? Questions are not idle. The situation with the detention of video blogger Ruslan Sokolovsky has clearly shown that in modern Russian realities anyone can end up behind bars - for a word carelessly spoken on the Internet, for a repost on social networks, for a stupid picture. But as a rule, people who post pictures and conduct video blogs are far from criminal life, so a sudden arrest and placement in a temporary detention center (hereinafter - in a pre-trial detention center and, if not lucky, a colony) can be a real shock for them. A person who finds himself in such a situation can easily do stupid things, turning his life into a real hell.

There are more and more egregious cases of “landings” in Russia. the site decided to consult with people who have behind them a wealth of experience in places, as they say, "not so remote." These are Aleksey Kuznetsov (more than 10 years in the camps, runs his own channel about life in prison on YouTube, is engaged in human rights activities), Andrey Reut (served 17 years), Alena (she asked not to indicate her last name and term, she works in a law firm), as well as the well-known Ural human rights activist Alexei Sokolov. Here are their tips.

1. Detention. shut up

Almost any landing begins with detention. This can happen on the street, at work, at a university, in public transport. May be detained after a search or interrogation. Detention is not arrest. Sometimes detainees are released after giving evidence or establishing the necessary facts. But sometimes, at the moment of detention, a person says goodbye to freedom for a long time. It is important not to lose your temper here.

Reut: As a rule, if a person has never fallen into the hands of representatives of the authorities, after being detained, he experiences shock and fear. All illusions about law enforcement are crumbling. A person is faced with rudeness and cynicism, he understands that he is just a bug. The first thing he encounters is intimidation, sometimes beatings, and torture is not ruled out. After all, the "suspect" is already guilty - this is what investigators and operatives think. And it is very difficult to get an apology or an explanation later. It is advisable to have a lawyer in your acquaintances, or a lawyer familiar with criminal practice. If there are none, then it is better to be patient, not to slander yourself, since in the future ALL your words will be used against you. Regardless of the alibi, defense witnesses, or lack of evidence of your guilt. Declare that you will not testify without a lawyer (lawyer) chosen by your relatives or by yourself. Article 51 of the Constitution: a citizen has the right not to testify against himself. In general, it is better to overcome fear, confusion and pain, but not to slander yourself, any word can be distorted in the protocol of interrogation.

Kuznetsov: When a person is detained, the main thing is not to panic and understand that his fate depends on the first measures that will be taken against the detainee. In the first days of detention, by his actions, he lays the foundation for the future - release, or imprisonment. The security forces are well aware of all this and therefore they try to work out as much as possible in the first minutes and days of detention, hoping that their victim in a panic, not understanding anything, will behave to please them. The security forces, as a rule, in the first minutes and days of detention, try to limit any contacts with the outside world for the detainee, slip their lawyer on duty, who, with sweet speeches about a possible near release, inclines the detainee to do what the security forces want, effectively eliminating the chances of release, aggravating the situation . At such moments, it is better for the detainee to remain silent and not testify against himself and his relatives, especially since Article 51 of the Constitution of the Russian Federation allows him to do so.

Alyona: No matter how many times you are detained, it's always like the first time. Circumstances are different, preconditions are different, and the police are different, respectively. But in any case, you need to know your rights. Not to "download", but to know. This will greatly reduce the risks and help later in the implementation of your protection. You can give a lot of recommendations, but each case is individual - and there is a difference if you were detained by the PPS detachment or “bedded” by the rapid response group, and the difference is global. It is worth studying the law "On Police", which clearly spells out the duties and rights of police officers.

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Sokolov: First, when they come to your house, you need to look at the documents. They are required to introduce themselves, show identification and a warrant for a search or detention. Everyone deserves a phone call. You can call before you open the door. You need to contact a lawyer. If there is no lawyer, call relatives or acquaintances to send a lawyer. You can, of course, try to say that you will not let the police in until the lawyer arrives, but in this case they can break the door. You can let them in and give the phone to the lawyer to let him know he's coming. Employees may not give a damn about it, but then you can present it in court. If a lawyer is absent, it is best to record the proceedings on a video camera. You need to demand from employees that searches be carried out in your presence. First in one room, then in another, and so on. So that it doesn’t happen that all the employees scattered around the rooms and left with drugs, ammunition or something like that. Witnesses must be present during the search. Either these are "manual" witnesses, or they attract neighbors.

We need to find out who is in charge of the investigation team, who makes the decision. Any violation should be brought to the attention of witnesses. This should appear on the search log. At the end, you can list all violations. It is necessary. Because later it will be possible to refer to it. The next step is interrogation. At this interrogation, if there is no lawyer, then it is better to take Article 51. Because imagine the psychological state of a person when people come to you, get you out of bed at six in the morning, start to scour the rooms - this is a shock.

Even if the lawyer is by appointment, you can work with him. Ask him to fix violations. Consult with him. (At the following stages, it is highly desirable to acquire a lawyer by agreement - see the next paragraph).

2. IVS. Do not believe

After being detained, you will most likely be sent to a temporary detention facility, IVS. This is a police facility where you can be held for up to 48 hours without a court order. This is not a pre-trial detention center and not a prison, but only their “dressing room”.

Andrey: Being in a temporary detention center, a citizen understands and feels that life is not so beautiful. The lack of sunlight in the cell, the lack of clean air, and, often, unsanitary conditions knock many people down morally. But we must not forget that perhaps even worse conditions for existence are ahead. Therefore, you should not trust cellmates ... Many cooperate with interrogators, someone works for them. If in a cell where only detainees are kept for the first time, there is a citizen covered in tattoos, telling how easy and simple he lived in the zone, know that this is an employee of those who interrogated you the day before, with a 99 percent guarantee. You may be offered a “duty” lawyer during interrogation or other investigative action. Do not agree! The duty lawyer, as a rule, begins to persuade you to confess to the crime that you are charged with, with the explanation that this way they will give you less, or they will let you go home on bail. As a rule, such a “bearish” service of the lawyer on duty will then cost tears and, most likely, threatens with a real term. There are also lawyers by appointment who honestly work out their bread and reputation, but there are only a few of them. Therefore, I propose to think carefully and look where and under what to sign.

Alexey: From the first minutes, you need to understand that you find yourself in a part of another world, where operational measures can be carried out against you, using your cellmates, who, as if constantly summoned from the cell by investigators or lawyers. In fact, they constantly go to operas to leak information about you and receive new tasks for your development. From the first step into this other world, the detainee must be a "simpleton" who, entering the cell, will simply say: "Hello everyone." At the same time, it is internally necessary to keep the wolf defense and at any time make decisions in accordance with internal perception. For a moment of weakness, you can pay for decades, and maybe even eternity.

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Being in the TDF for the first days, you should understand that the investigator depends on your testimony, and you depend on the investigator - use this to inform relatives and relatives that you have been detained. Tell the investigator: yes, I agree to give explanations and testimonies, but inform my relatives and relatives about my detention so that they hire a lawyer for me, after meeting with whom we will actively conduct legal proceedings. Behave as if you are running towards the investigator with leaps and bounds.

When a hired lawyer arrives, through him you will be able to provide relatives and relatives with any information, since your meetings will be confidential, such is the law.

If there is no hired lawyer, do not trust the duty lawyer by appointment, since this is the same investigator, prosecutor and judge all rolled into one.

You will not be kept in the temporary detention center for a long time, and in case of arrest you will go by stage to the pre-trial detention center. This is a new test - you seem to have adapted to the temporary detention center, but here again something new and terrible.

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Alyona: What is the ITT... First of all, it is a vacuum of uncertainty, in which even an experienced person begins to draw pictures of the best possible outcome. But, unfortunately, it doesn't always work out that way. And even from a small fly, in the absence of awareness about their rights, about the norms of the law and much more, a good elephant can come out.

State attorney. It is free, and therefore often does not care about you. He is not a doctor and did not take the Hippocratic Oath. He does not realistically imagine that a person who has been imprisoned can simply be killed or lowered. This is not in any article of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, but there are hundreds of cases. The lawyer understands that, having interrogated the suspect or the accused and remaining for him “only” a lawyer on duty, all he can count on is a penny from the state. You should not condemn them for following the path of least resistance, offering to write a confession and sue in a special order. He does not do this without the consent of the accused.

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Sokolov: Life in a temporary detention center... These are four bunks, a table, a toilet, fenced with a brick wall, a washbasin, windows. In the TDF, I advise you not to talk to anyone, not to discuss not only your business, but also other aspects of your personal and professional life, parents, relatives. Because it is at this stage that the operatives use the services of "hens". They pump out all the information that is used against you.

You can receive parcels in the TDF. You need to read about this in the rules of the insulator.

3. SIZO. "Who are you in life?"

If the court makes a decision on arrest, the person from the TDF is moved to the pre-trial detention center. It's almost like a real prison. You can spend many months here, while formally you remain an innocent person - you were simply isolated to make it more convenient to conduct investigative actions.

Andrey: From the temporary detention facility, you can be taken to a pre-trial detention center, that is, to a prison. They have their own rules and regulations, which it is desirable to know for a “newcomer” who has not been in the cell system. What to bring? What is possible? Of course, hygiene items: soap, toothpaste and brush, socks, shorts, T-shirts (preferably plain, black or gray). Cigarettes, tea, coffee (even taking into account the fact that you personally do not smoke), as you can always treat your cellmates, which will give you the opportunity to win over people. You can not have piercing and cutting objects, belts and laces with you. Therefore, choose shoes without lacing. The same applies to trousers, it is better to have a tracksuit - it's more practical.

Do not forget, when you find yourself in a cell in a pre-trial detention center, it is better to be restrained and extremely polite with your cellmates. You should not count on your own strength, there is a different atmosphere and rules of life. Entering the cell, greet the prisoners with the words: “Peace and prosperity in the hut (cell), warmth and health to the prisoners, it was great (it’s not customary to say simply“ great ”, because this can be answered with an indecent saying - ed.), I welcome a decent people." At first glance, these words may seem ridiculous, but they are not. The prison has a life of its own.

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There are so-called VIP cells in the prison. There are, for example, in the Yekaterinburg Central. I even had a chance to sit there once. These are cells for two beds. If memory serves, from 411th to 420th. There are plastic windows, everything is clean, the repair is done. Even the food in these cells is much better: they give meat, rich soup. You can't get a job in such a cell for money. The administration looks at the personality of the convict. For example, [former vice-president of the City Without Drugs Foundation] Yevgeny Malenkin sat in one of these. But I didn’t sit there for a long time, I asked for a general one. I need communication, I'm used to being with other prisoners. In addition, my cigarettes were constantly shot by youngsters in neighboring cells, I could not refuse them. And the isolation was pressing. Therefore, he asked for a general.

Do not forget that no one can offer you an action that discredits your name or offends human dignity. Anyone who dares to do this is not a good person, not a "decent prisoner", and such a person must boldly be told in the face for his action! Otherwise, you will experience many unpleasant moments from life "outside the will." For example, a “first-timer” ends up in prison. If he is asked, say, to clean up for others, then he has the right to refuse. Everyone here lives and cleans up after themselves. They cannot force him. In each cell there is a person who is considered "sane", he resolves various conflict situations. You can always turn to him if they try to treat you unfairly, he is obliged to respond. The use of force is not respected in prison. Even if you want to receive a certain service from the "blue" (offended), you cannot use force against him, you must negotiate with him. Otherwise, they will ask you.

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About writing complaints. If you write a complaint regarding your criminal case, no one has the right to interfere with you - neither the convicts nor the administration, this is your own business. If you complain about the conditions of detention, then everyone decides for himself. There is a possibility that other prisoners under the control of the administration will try to dissuade you. Like, you write, and then they will arrange a search for us. But everyone decides for himself.

Some talk about "Caucasian" cells, which are used to frighten detainees. Like, we'll put you in jail, and they'll tear you to pieces there. There is definitely no such thing in the Sverdlovsk region. Caucasians are the same people, even, perhaps, more restrained and hospitable, they don't even swear usually. There are no nationalities in prison at all. These boundaries are blurred. Another thing, we have "limitless" cameras. In Yekaterinburg SIZO-1, too. These cells are in the basements. When some commissions arrive, they are quickly sent somewhere by stage. Then they return. If you get there, nothing good will happen, of course.

Alexey: Upon arrival at the pre-trial detention center in the “scream room” (the place where the data of the arrived prisoners in the pre-trial detention center are verified and where they receive additional information according to which the prisoner will be assigned to one or another category of prisoners), the DPNSI (pre-trial detention center officer) will ask your full name, date of birth, by what article, you are brought as a defendant, until what date the measure of restraint is chosen, and then he will ask the question: “Who in life?” or “What color are you?” If you don’t know what to answer, then don’t get lost, say that “man” (this is not “red”, not “lowered”, not thieves). This is the "golden mean". And you'll figure it out over time. Question: "Who in life?" is set in order to distribute you to the appropriate hut, that is, the cell, in accordance with your answer.

When entering the house, remember that here you are entering someone's house, in which someone lived and lives before you. Here it is necessary to adhere to the rule: "Do not go into someone else's monastery with your charter."

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Entering the hut, say: "Hello everyone" or "It was great." Then the “watcher” (the main one in the cell) will call you to talk. From the conversation, he learns what kind of fruit you are. In accordance with his conclusions, an attitude in the hut will be built towards you. You must remember: how you put yourself in the hut, so be it. The attitude of others to your person depends on you. Living conditions in a pre-trial detention center are like in a well-groomed basement for intelligent homeless people, however, in a pre-trial detention center, a bedroom, a toilet and a kitchen are one room.

Alyona: A lot can happen in a pre-trial detention center, or rather, anything - it all depends on what kind of person you are in life, what kind of “baul” you have (that is, financial situation and help from the will). Well, some more nuances. Everything is individual. There is only one principle: if you lived like a human before all the sad events, then after them you will live with dignity.

Sokolov: Complaints should be written about the actions of investigators. Appeal all answers. This will all come in handy in court. Management must be treated with respect. Some employees will provoke you to be rude in order to spin you into new criminal cases. Jailers provoke very professionally - they will crawl under the skin so that a person loses his temper. This is all done on purpose. A person must self-discipline, look both ways. Here, too, there are "hens" who leak information to operational services. Many do it for tea and cigarettes.

4. Colony. Red and black

You can end up in a colony both after the temporary detention center and pre-trial detention center, and bypassing these stages. For example, you can be sentenced and taken into custody right in the courtroom.

Andrey: Convicts can get both on a general regime and on a strict regime, it all depends on the severity of the crime. One way or another, but in the Sverdlovsk region there were no camps (IK) that did not fall under the influence of convicts who actively cooperate with the administration. Yes, this is true, the administration, by delegating powers to such convicts, creates arbitrariness, and sometimes lawlessness. A terrible word is chaos. Such camps, zones are called "red", and this is associated with blood. In such camps, all movements occur in formation or on the run. Under the singing of songs, sometimes offensive. I personally know firsthand about torture, humiliation and beatings, so I can say with full confidence: lawlessness reigns in the Sverdlovsk region on the part of administration officials and their accomplices represented by convicts.

Once in the quarantine department in the correctional colony, upon arrival in the zone, almost 100% of newly arrived convicts stay there for two weeks. During this time, they undergo a medical examination. For your information, especially cruel activists cooperating with the administration work in quarantine in the "red" zones. After all, it is in quarantine that the initial “breaking” of new arrivals begins. Everything is taken away, even hygiene items. A nightmare begins for those who respect themselves and those around them. As a rule, there are no employees of the administration in quarantine, therefore, all powers are assigned to the “asset”. All illusions disappear in those who fall into such camps. I have heard more than once personally from those who create lawlessness: "They will be afraid, they will not sit down again, they will be obedient." I have been repeatedly judged and I can assure you that those who have gone through this hell become different, and not for the better. Morality breaks down, human values ​​disappear, compassion and empathy die. Only a few, having gone through the nightmares of the camps, become stronger without losing their human form.

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The "black" camps are different - everything is based on honesty and decency, insults to the person, or relatives and friends are unacceptable. Scuffle and violence are not welcome. For this - demand to the fullest extent, after which few people want to transgress human foundations. They will always help in word and deed, they will not remain indifferent to sadness and grief.

It is extremely difficult to remain a human being in a "red" colony, it requires fortitude and endurance. Many are forced to write receipts: "I will cooperate with the administration." Torture and "confessions" are being videotaped everywhere. Activists and the administration warn that in case of disobedience, all video materials will be shown on internal TV.

In many "red" camps there are shops for the manufacture of certain products. The payment is meager, true, but this is an option to avoid torture and bullying.

Alexey: The notions prevailing in society that in the "red" zones the rules of the internal life of prisoners are established by the administration of the correctional colony, and in the "black" - thieves, are erroneous. The whole policy of the internal life of both “red” and “black” colonies is set by the administration, and it all depends on who carries out the administration’s instructions - “asset” or thieves (prisoners who honor thieves’ ideas and openly propagate them). I want to note that in the "black" camps I saw more human, since the thieves, who carry out the instructions of the administration, must still keep the defining image of thieves' piety, so that the bulk of the prisoners respect them.

For example, I came to the "black" colony. Got into quarantine. The thieves organize that the newcomers should be treated normally by the "red" prisoners, who are also called "goats" in jargon. Tea, cigarettes, sweets and other necessary things are allocated from the “common fund” for the period of quarantine (14 days). Let it be very modest, but every day and for everyone. If, God forbid, in quarantine the “goats” in such a camp raised their hand against you, then the thieves should react. Therefore, in such "black" camps, there is less torture and violence on the part of the "goats" against the mass of prisoners. Although, to be honest, all this is present there, but to a lesser extent than in the "red" camps.

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So I came to the "red" camp, got into quarantine. Here from the first minutes they start to beat you. "Goats" put pressure on during all 14 days of being in quarantine. Talking with you, the "goats" get information about your financial well-being. They look at your reaction to the concessions they offer, for which you have to pay, they give you a cell phone to call home, while saying that for the call your relatives must put a certain amount of money on the phone or bank card. Naturally, in conditions when you are beaten and humiliated 24 hours a day, a call home is priceless, and you pay ... But from now on you will pay the entire term. You will be milked.

Alyona: One thing can be said about the women's colony: the “baul system”. Buy, sell, trade. Concepts as such exist when it is profitable or when there is nothing to lose, but basically everyone who is friends with common sense tends to leave on parole. After all, there are mothers. And when the narcotic fog subsides, the brains fall into place, then comes the understanding of how little a person needs for happiness: a house, a child, a family. I don't know a single woman who doesn't want to go home. There is nothing for a woman to do in the colony, so you should not go there.

What a colony, such a routine. The difference is in the number of checks - two or three. And the rest - from the detachment in which you live, the type of your activity and the mental state of the colony administration.

Even in the zone you can occupy yourself and diversify your leisure time. Someone reads, someone watches films, someone participates in amateur performances, someone knits, writes, draws. Who is into what. If a person wants to fulfill himself, to express himself, to educate himself - in a good sense of these words (not to be weird and not to shake the regime) - a person will find something to do for leisure and will not grow dull over the years that he is measured by the sentence.

Sokolov: There is a very simple saying "Do not believe, do not be afraid, do not ask." She needs to be guided. Also, listen more, talk less. A person, getting into a colony, usually already internally resigns himself to the fact that he will sit. Shock releases him, he begins to actively communicate. But at first it is better to listen more and try to think, then only speak.

A few simple rules for the "first mover" from experienced convicts

1. Be who you are. In prison, you should not pretend to be someone else, because masks quickly fall off here. And when the masks come off, the consequences can be bad.
2. Don't close. You should not live on the principle of "me and my bedside table." If a person closes, this is interpreted as if he considers himself superior to others.
3. Don't be greedy. Today you have tea and cigarettes, and tomorrow you have nothing. No one says that you should give the last, but mutual assistance is always welcome here.
4. Don't talk about others behind their backs. Here it is called "intrigue". It is forbidden to gossip about the actions and words of other convicts. For "washing the bones" they may ask.
5. Stay away from the "lowered". There is no escape from reality, in the colonies there is such a caste of people. They sit at separate tables, eating with separate cutlery. They are not allowed to take cigarettes or other items. This is not to be washed off throughout the entire period.
6. Don't be afraid to ask your elders. There is a special relationship with pioneers. If he unknowingly uses some expression that is considered normal in ordinary life, but not in prison, then everything will be explained to him, taught, no one will immediately make claims. For example, if you want to know something, you should say: “I have an interest in you,” since the phrase “I have a question for you” means a specific claim, a presentation for which the person you are contacting is obliged to answer.
7. Everything will be fine. The hope of release is something that warms not only the heart of the first time prisoner. It is a feeling that unites all prisoners. Remember that even the most dangerous-looking inhabitants of the camp are people just like you. Just accustomed to live by other laws. Your task is to accept these laws and live by them. Maintain your dignity and do not put yourself above others. Then you will be treated with respect.

No matter how annoying the faux pas of certain personalities, getting rid of them can be difficult. And the attack caused by the lack of education, for the most part, occurs unexpectedly. Here's how to answer the question "Who are you?"? A normal person can be confused. This is completely normal. Not the blind same asks. There are certain ways out of such uncomfortable situations. They are standard and, in principle, advantageous. Let's take a look at them.

Analysis of the situation

The first thing to do is listen to your feelings. Exactly! Then you can figure out how to answer the question. "Who are you?" - in this phrase aggression is clearly expressed. So the reaction must be defensive. Any person understands this at the level of feelings. That is, the subconscious immediately draws a picture, which, if you listen to it, makes it clear what should be done. There are quite different situations. That is, the question itself is rather caused not by rudeness, but by a lack of tact. In the end, sensitivity is a quality that is brought up from childhood. Not everyone is able to understand how tactless it sometimes sounds: “Who are you?” How to answer in this case? The simplest option is a joke. This is a universal way. Many people literally automatically answer such a question: “A horse in a coat!” Rudeness? Probably yes. Well, the questioner himself ran into it! In dealing with strangers, it is undesirable to rely on instincts. You can get an explosion of aggression in response.

Analysis of the personality of the questioner

Before you open your mouth for communication, look and who, in fact, turned to you. A peer or an older person? Familiar or complete stranger? What flashed in his eyes? Understanding how to answer the question “Who are you?” Is not easy enough. After all, it can be set both for the purpose of provocation, and according to circumstances. Maybe you accidentally got into a society of "secret" like-minded people and they demand a "password" from you? Don't say anything for a few seconds. Probably, in a situation where it is not possible to understand something, a pause is the best weapon of clarification. Your counterpart will clarify the "level" of his own expectations. That is, your silence will be followed by an explanation of what exactly the interlocutor means. Then you can already specify your answer without fear of getting into trouble.

Frank rudeness

All of the above tips apply to virtually any case. However, it happens when you need to think about how to answer the question “Who are you?” when confronted with a boor. Simplicity and openness are recommended here. That is, aggression does not need to be reacted symmetrically, as they say now. If the bully wants to challenge you, then smile and say: "Man!" And then - according to the situation. If you can put in the answer the strength of the spirit, then the boor will not bother further. Psychologists unanimously argue that street bullies are not distinguished by courage. Therefore, a direct way to stop their aggression is to demonstrate self-confidence. A smile will only emphasize your strength and independence.

How to originally answer the question "Who are you?"

Now let's look at other cases. The fact is that in certain circles such a question is not at all considered bad manners. Rather, it is a way to get to know each other, to make contact. Here to demonstrate their originality, personal qualities. So to speak, to make an irresistible impression from the first second. Yes, but how do you do it? Not everyone copes with such a difficult task. So let's take a look at the situation. When thinking about how fun it is to answer the question “Who are you?”, First of all, think about the scale of values ​​​​of the company in which you are now. Some people will like the full presentation, such as Ivanov Vasily Petrovich, Doctor of Basic Sciences. Other nicer cool: Darth Vader, recruiting a space army. In any case, you need to understand with what people fate brought you together. It doesn't have to be liked by everyone. Sometimes it is better to demonstrate independence. Just do it with humor, without tension.

critical situations

It is recommended to include those cases when the question comes from the lips of the authorities or other people convicted by the authorities. The youth are facing this problem. What to say if you have not yet been recognized at work as one of your own? So, it is recommended here to use the rules of non-aggressive light humor, coupled with tact. Don't get annoyed that you haven't been remembered yet. Introduce yourself: first name, last name, position. It does not hurt to add a joke to these data. For example: "I am Vasya Ivanov, the first in the cuffs." What to add to the name, you yourself will understand if you keep your ears open. Every community has its own traditions and folklore. Old-timers are happy to share these "secrets". Be on the lookout, thoughts themselves will fly into your brain freed from unnecessary experiences! Just don't forget: a smile is the best weapon in any situation. A balanced sense of humor is the main adviser. For example, if you begin to answer: “Your dream, flying on the wings of happiness!” - then you will intrigue people, arouse positive interest in yourself.

"Who are you in life, then in general, a-na?" You can hear phrases like this in the Deshman series, on the street from some people, from calling collectors, who represent ordinary legal entities bearing the sonorous names "collection agencies". The question "who am I?" - very philosophical. To understand who and what each of us is, it can take a lot of time. The one who asks such a question on the phone does not understand much at all in something, he picked up the top, all he wants from you is that you raise your eyes to the sky and think. At this time, a bully can hit you, and those who are talking to you on the phone will get a head start. The first rule, if you decide to answer a question, then do it confidently, and most importantly - FAST. As soon as you start saying a long AAAAAAA!, stammer, start one sentence three times, stutter, etc. - you started to lose. The more such episodes, the sadder the situation, but it is not fatal. I will not write my answer to this question and substantiate it for nothing. I offer you a subjective, but understandable, and most importantly consistent with the Constitution of the Russian Federation answer. No falsehood, no lies! Who are you? I am human! And the next thought should automatically turn on for you, if it does not turn on automatically, then read the Constitution of the Russian Federation, and most importantly, Chapters 1 and 2. I'm human, so I have rights! It is not necessary to pronounce it, or it is necessary, but not on the street, but on the phone itself, then as an option! You have a lot of rights. Which one and how you implement it or not depends more on your determination. Article 2 of the Constitution of the Russian Federation says that human rights are the highest value. This only confirms your confidence and correctness. At least on paper - the state is for people, for her, for him, for you, for people, but not for legal entities and or for banks! Once you understand that you have rights, you can exercise them! Alternatively, if you do not have a desire, you have every right not to talk, who calls and calls back, he needs something, he depends on who he calls back. Who hangs up the phone does not need anything at this time. Don't let yourself be controlled. The most problematic people, always and everywhere, are the unpredictable and uncontrollable. They didn’t want to communicate - they hung up, if they could do something - they wouldn’t call you and didn’t ask anything and went to court right away. Someone may object that, but who knows, this is a cultural employee of the bank who offers debt restructuring? A cultural worker will not ask such a question, and the bank will offer restructuring if and only if it is sure that it will make a profit and that you will pay everything! . Usually, those who are already in a long delay, or the amount is large, do not face any restructuring. You can write an application, but it will be rejected. The second option for money is refinancing. It is beneficial to the bank, not to you. The bank, to be honest, can do nothing good or bad for you by phone calls. He will not provide you with any assistance in case of your long and or large delay. The forfeit, as it grows every day, will continue to grow, the bank employee will not stop her by phone. If you are not satisfied with the tone of the employee who is talking to you, there is a "secret option" - stop talking! Everything is always simple, there are two polar answers: YES or NO. If you are not sure whether to stop it, then you need to remember that "Until I know who I am talking to, I will not talk to anyone." Do not forget that you are a person and a citizen of Russia, which means that you have many rights, among them a very effective one - not to testify against yourself and close relatives and relatives, which is provided for in

How to answer the question "who are you in life?" and justify.

1. poke his eye out with your finger and run
2. Well, kid, I'm not a gopnik, but I live according to the thieves' law, they will ask who in life, tell me with a question, and who will you be to ask me, they will ask you breathe evenly, answer I move smoothly, I breathe evenly, but you don't cough
3. Mmm) someone is planning an arrow)
4. What you do in life is what you will be in life. If you say that you are a kid in life, they will tell you, will you be a kid all your life, I say that I am a student in life
5. gotta answer! "I am a slave of Allah" and then you yourself will throw questions!
   and ask him if this interests you? you just need to talk kindly to these gopniks, courtesy will not turn you into a corner! and on and on and on
6. decent guy
7. Tell Babkin Vnuk
8. You will listen, you are all some kind of cowards and incomes, brainless ... They should be beaten for such words, even if there were 15 of them dug together. Hit and run, run and hit... I was returning from training with my uncle, he is an OMON officer, and I worked with them under OMON ... a man for 20 gopniks decided to try their luck, I was 16 at that time, my uncle was about 30 ... My uncle immediately knocked out the questioner with a blow and said they ran as fast as they could, and we ran .. . while we were running, the rest of those who chased us all caught mostly blows from my uncle in the opposite direction and also fell ill, I just ran ahead, as the uncle said to run in front ... so that they can't hurt me... at first, almost everyone rushed after us, but some immediately fell behind and stopped running, they realized that they were dead, and those who were stubborn saw how they got approaching, some also stopped and naturally the most stubborn all fell down in an unequal battle ... after which the uncle managed to call the cops from the first house that came across on the way, they loaded them and broke everyone’s fingers in the doorway ... it was great.
9. It must be said: I have not lived my life, I will tell you my life.
10. Stick in the face!
11. If they ask you questions, answer a clearly posed question if you ask them your question in response, it will be a cant (question for a question) cant watch your speech and only be interested but don’t ask if they start to prejudice you tell me who you are so that you don’t introduce yourself in front of the house ask questions and for your decency, in general, you can say anything, but in general, get sincerity and honesty or mutual assistance mutual understanding
12. Send to hell and all. Freaks with their type of boyish concepts should be ignored.
13. You need to ask for what purpose you are interested. Answer for yourself. The boy is decent. in chm concl. your decency ... honor sincerity dignity. honor is not tarnished sincerity a single thought dignity did not fall below its dignity .... if you lead the life of a man, you can say far from the criminal I am a man (the support of thieves) well, in parentheses for this, too, you need to scatter the men do not purr, do not blat .... the man immediately bit no more. And yes, they ask from suckers and so on. you need to tell them who you saw in me. they will begin to look for the windows, that is, to unlock them. You tell them how you will scatter for your jamb. but don't blaspheme too much the situation can be directed against you. There is an expression against the masses, you can’t trample on their mass, and you are alone. Always be ready to hit.... Don't raise your voice. explain clearly and understandably first of all for yourself. oh yes, if they ask what move you are moving in, answer in black, since red is garbage, bitches, snitches, and so on ... it’s that your dignity is not lower than yours, it’s yours .... due to errors All luck.
14. huh) well, depending on who you ran into, if you are lawless, you will snatch it anyway, but if according to the concepts, then you will not answer anything, because you want it in a simple way. But in general, say "for what purpose are you interested?"
    if he starts to say "simply" or "justify himself", then it means the suckers themselves, who picked up thieves turns
    in such cases, the main thing is to feel confident, don’t be rude and don’t make excuses, because this is a joint. don’t say that you are a kid, because you will have to “pull” for this, because this is a thieves suit, they can ask for it, it’s better to say that you are a man
15. Answer that you are a man in life if you have nothing to do with the thieves and the criminal world.
16. You have to ask who they are and where they come from. Do not answer questions. They do not have the right to ask, because they ask for something, and so they are interested. They are interested? What interest do you ask them? If they answer just like that, then say that it’s just an ass in Chinese and let them substitute their ass, because they asked you, but there are no jambs behind you and you are the right kid in life and what kind of run-in with lawlessness? If they pull a hand, like a boy approached, you don’t shake hands, because the right kid won’t shake hands with the first person you meet, but you say that you don’t know him. Now they are obliged to answer you who they are in life, because you have already shown them that you doubted that they were boys. If they are interested, then ask for what purpose they are interested, let them justify it. And in no case should you make excuses like: “I respect you, but ...” If you make excuses, then you feel something behind you, and this is already a reason to ask you. In general, it is better to answer a question with a question. And if you are suddenly told for what purpose you are interested, say for yourself I am interested. And in no case do not fulfill small requests. Wait for a further run-in like: "Are you in the bastard or something?" And say: "Did you get a snitch?" Or "check for a Lokhov's suit?" Then he will already make excuses. And if you do everything right, then he will offer to meet you and extend his hand again, then you can already shake your hand and give your name and maybe you will find new friends. The main thing:
    Don't make excuses.
    Don't answer questions.
    Do not comply with requests
    Do not break into "high" tones - remain polite and calm.
    Keep asking for an answer to your question.
    Ask "uncomfortable" questions.
    Usually they are not complete scumbags, but quite normal boys who will not beat anyone for no reason, but want to stumble upon a sucker who will give everything himself
17. Tell the prosecutor and get the ksiva
18. Answers.
    1. And who are you that I would tell you about my life here.
    2. For what purpose are you interested.

    And don't be afraid, the gopniks won't do anything to you for such words.

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Of course, many would like to be “Achievers of the 1st degree” (“Prince” or “Princess”) in life, i.e. a person who easily, without straining, achieves his goals, is almost always in a good mood, does not get sick and has everything he needs, in fact - everything he wants.

However, most people are "Mediocre" of one degree or another ("Lucky", "Extremely Dimensional" and "Koekaker"). Also, not a few people, especially recently, having heard the question - Who are you in life - can frankly declare themselves "Losers" of various degrees ("Unlucky", "Loser" and "Frog" ("Goose") - the last one, this is an absolute loser.

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The essence of the characters in the "Who are you in life" test: Successful (Prince, Prosperous, Lucky), Mediocrity (Lucky, Extremely Measured, Koekaker), Losers (Unlucky, Loser, Frog)

In the online test “Who are you in life” presented to you, conditional concepts (characters) are used - 9 in total, three levels of well-being-failure for, in fact, three main unconscious life attitudes that characterize the type, lifestyle, scenario and fate of each individual person : Successful, Mediocrity and Loser.

Successful in life has, as mentioned above, three levels of well-being:

1. Prince or princess- a person who is free from the script (not programmed), he is spontaneous, has many friends, good relationships with loved ones and in society, he takes responsibility for his thoughts, feelings and behavior on himself, he builds his own life and destiny.
   A successful person of the 1st degree is not prone to stress, depression, or psychosomatic illnesses in general, he always achieves his goals, moreover, he achieves them naturally, as if not straining at all. He has a broad outlook, he does not think in stereotypes and has no illusions. He lives in the present, caring about the future and not forgetting the past.

   He is a talent or genius, easily and freely achieving outstanding results. Geniuses are born, and every person is born a genius. Unfortunately, only a few know in which area they are brilliant.

2. beneficiary- a gifted person, achieving results through work, on the basis of natural prerequisites, he directs his efforts to become someone, to achieve the desired result, or to receive according to his achievements, his contribution. The beneficiary achieves the result in one or two attempts, carefully and justifiably taking risks and controlling the situation. He often gets lucky.
3. Lucky- a capable person, achieving results through the long-term development of his abilities, focused on owning, accumulating, having. “The lucky man lives in a world where “must” and “should” rule and there is little room for “can” and “want”, he achieves the result often after many attempts, and only sometimes he is lucky, takes risks with great caution and in small things. He can easily jump into mediocrity and sometimes losers. At times he fails, falls into despondency.

Mediocrity in life(“The golden mean of society”) also has three degrees of luck-failure:

1. lucky- such a person is sometimes lucky in life, and he is not far from the Lucky One - i.e. if desired, he can move to a higher level, to the area of ​​\u200b\u200bsuccessors. Although it can also easily go back.
2. Pokrynemershchik- has a motto: "At least I have (achieved) something" ...
3. Koekaker- his essence is somehow how to make ends meet ...

Loser for life- 3 levels of bad luck:

1. unlucky- a person who is still trying to do something in life, but because of his internal attitudes and attitudes towards himself, others and the world, he is not very lucky ...
2. Jonah- wants something, it would be nice by the type ... but apart from conversations with the subjunctive mood, no real deeds are visible. Subconsciously expects a miracle, wants to have everything for free, while not wanting to hit a finger on a finger ...
3. Frog or Goose– an absolute loser who doesn’t seem to want anything, doesn’t strive for anything ... so, “smoking” the sky, burning his life away ... Often, he can harm not only himself, but also the people around him ... They usually stay away from such people ...

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On the proposed test statements, quickly select one of the seven answers.
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Keep in mind that the "Who are you in life" test is a therapeutic questionnaire, i.e. it is intended for the next